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C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
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How do you work, drink, make bedroom black metal, and post constantly, all at once? Just curious. I'm afraid of what might happen if you didn't blow 14 hours a day here.
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monsterod wrote:bedroom black metal
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Dishwashing liquid? He's soaking in it.
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You're actually too well behaved lately Bored. Chances are looking slim...
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Teebore wrote:You're actually too well behaved lately Bored.
All that means is that he's about due for another Umeltdown, though.

I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
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Don't say that Umesh. I'd miss you. :(
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cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
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Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
those who can "do", those who cant "teach"
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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getting temporarily banned here was just a moment's joke dude, not some cosmic vindication of your counter stance...I'm in full agreement with lots of your opinions but don't try and turn this into some inspired victim thing...
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spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?
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This. Also, thanks for utterly gutting that joke.
Chad wrote:getting temporarily banned here was just a moment's joke dude, not some cosmic vindication of your counter stance...I'm in full agreement with lots of your opinions but don't try and turn this into some inspired victim thing...
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I have no idea what's going on.
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cold radiance wrote:
spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?
I dunno, dude, I slept like 14 hours and typed that just after waking up.
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Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.
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cold radiance wrote:I have no idea what's going on.
Thread has been hi'jakked
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spacehamster wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?
I dunno, dude, I slept like 14 hours and typed that just after waking up.
That was one cranky post.
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HeyWard wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.
not if i fuck him first.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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HeyWard wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.
Oh fuck off, Tweeter looks like his back and shoulders are covered in a coarse, thick hair that probably smells like embedded couch farts. I need my land yachts to have a clean and pleasant hull.
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