I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
sorry. if you've thought about it or have had sex with me, you're gay. gender nonspecific.
i could be a man some day!
i could be a man some day!
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i'm confused, amelia. sometimes i think your threads are cries for help. sometimes i think you're not thinking at all and just post nonsense, which is fine. sometimes i think they are cries for attention. i can't really make up my mind. all of them? none of them?
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baldwell sure... but pig?!
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Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
i just don't want to leave my house. i want to love my cat forever and be inside of her fur. interpret that how you will..
note: i get lots of attention in real life, if i leave my bedroom. if i liked being looked at or noticed i probably would put more effort into my appearance or public persona...it's a craft.
note: i get lots of attention in real life, if i leave my bedroom. if i liked being looked at or noticed i probably would put more effort into my appearance or public persona...it's a craft.
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Fung Tunt wrote:shut up you pig...
oh look! it's the "i need more than one name, because reinventing myself on the internet is the closest ill ever get to a fresh start or being noticed, not just here but in real life as well..." guy.
dude. you can't wrap a poop in aluminum foil and give it back to the person that just rejected it. doesn't work that way. good luck in your posting career though, i really mean it.
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Amelia....
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
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Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
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cold radiance wrote:Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
FUCK YOU, DADMESH!
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Hahaha...you know that's all it is.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
FUCK YOU, DADMESH!
Not like it makes you a rare bird here. Most of the people here should have breathalyzer startups on their CPUs.
I place myself in that category, btw.
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cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
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i am willign to take that challenge.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:sorry. if you've thought about it or have had sex with me, you're gay. gender nonspecific.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i am willign to take that challenge.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: if you've thought about it
looks like you win, you're gay.
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cold radiance wrote:I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
i don't even have bumps on my junk. maybe it's not even scabies, the doctor didn't really look -- she just assumed i knew what was up to save time.
in any case, the people i've had sex with know (i think) who they are, and they are frantically sweating now hoping i won't call them out.
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i post in threads that aren't about me sometimes...to balance things out.... (libra, virgo cusp)
you, however, WIELD a recycled personality. it's not even a good one, you just tried to recycle a chicken bone basically. GOOD JOB!
you, however, WIELD a recycled personality. it's not even a good one, you just tried to recycle a chicken bone basically. GOOD JOB!
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nope...i still want to pork the women folk.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i am willign to take that challenge.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: if you've thought about it
looks like you win, you're gay.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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You're more of a man than most.
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
i don't even have bumps on my junk. maybe it's not even scabies, the doctor didn't really look -- she just assumed i knew what was up to save time.
in any case, the people i've had sex with know (i think) who they are, and they are frantically sweating now hoping i won't call them out.
oooh Oooh Ooh! Can I call a couple of them out by name? I can think of a couple but I don't think they are gay but maybe you know otherwise.
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I never get online when I'm drunk. And with good reason.
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I dospacehamster wrote:I never get online when I'm drunk. And with good reason.
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Father Of Lies is gay? Not really that surprised ...
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Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
So that means Deez Nuts' hand is gay.
So when he jerks off a gay dude is jerkin him off.
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faggot
So when he jerks off a gay dude is jerkin him off.
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faggot
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apparently ive met a lot of gay dudes in portland...
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I'd heave a load on your mammies but that's it. Can I stay hetero?
turn these off meatman.