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i am eating the fuck out of these juicy, smooth, delicious gifts of nature. i will turn into a Clementine soon.

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Working with produce I can say that the Cuties were great all season. Great flavor and very few problems with spoilage. We recently had a batch of Israeli clementine "hybrids" come in, and I didn't find anything delicious about them.
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well MY peelings are left by a copy of Will To Power
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nothing says power like citrus.

i might try and make a Clementine wall. or maybe a Clementine mountain. It will be the perfect mountain of peel.
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Fuck yes. I love clementines so much. :moreawesome:

Darlings are my favorite brand, probably Ocean Spray is the worst I've had. hard to peel and bitter.


I use clementine boxes to store stuff in too. :|
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Ipswich wrote:
Darlings are my favorite brand... I use clementine boxes to store stuff in too. :|
Yes! Superior flavor, consistency, and aroma. I've left some peels laying out on my desk before just because they leave such an awesome smell behind. I use the boxes, too, typically for trinkets or little doodads.
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I peel my clems in one piece, and it turns out looking like a dick and balls. :what:
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viola :cry:


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I appreciate the easy peeling skin
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We've gone through three or four boxes of them this winter. Ever notice most have no seeds but some have a ton? That one was cross polinated with another citrus.
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Fuck clementines... the last 3 boxes I had were sour and had a zillion seeds. :tdown:

I'd rather have grapefruit anyway... :tup:
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blood orange supremacy

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The boxes make great chicken nests.
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Ipswich wrote:viola :cry:


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Thread's gay
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Love these miracles of nature.
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Fuck tangerines.
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Ipswich wrote:viola :cry:
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i honestly hope this is rock bottom and there aren't any thready worse than this.
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how can a thread for Clementines ever be bad?

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thread owns clementines own


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