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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Molester Stallone wrote:About as smart as any other fool walking the street I imagine.

The part with the unemployment rates was amazing though....What's everyone crying about!!!! :what:

My favorite line was "do you know what The Fed does?"

"LOCK U UP!" :awesome:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Not only did I not recognize Bernanke, I have never heard of him. Fuck turning money shepherds into celebrities, maybe?
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He routinely limits the oxygen that gets to his brain... The secrets out...
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Necrometer wrote:Not only did I not recognize Bernanke, I have never heard of him. Fuck turning money shepherds into celebrities, maybe?
well, depends on your definition of celebrity. however, i think that it's quite important to discuss people like bernanke on a level that is normally reserved for hannah montana, that big tittied bitch who's married to snozzberries, and the last episode of south park, even if you dont "celebrate" the guy.

"money shepherds".......jesus.
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bejeezus horatio de HayE Zeus!, I guess laffs don't translate to planet sad sack.

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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So... professional athletes are stupid? I'm shocked. What's next week's thing, are they gonna go to a nursing home and laugh at the elderly folks who can't run a marathon because they're... elderly?
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I didn't know who Bernanke was either. Some of those questions were easy, some of them weren't so easy, but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
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metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either. Some of those questions were easy, some of them weren't so easy, but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
...or college campus.
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metal5411 wrote: but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
true for sure--- and laff at those answers as well
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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How do you not know who Bernakky is?

edit: oh, I don't know what he looks like either.
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neckbeard wrote:How do you not know who Bernakky is?
Because I turn off NPR whenever they start talking about money...
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Zerohero wrote:
metal5411 wrote: but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
true for sure--- and laff at those answers as well
True. I misunderestimated the point of this thread. My apologies.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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To be fair though, there have been studies that show athletes exhibit a certain kind of intelligence, they are often just ignorant of politics, economics etc, because it doesn't interest them or matter to them. A lot of racists give black people a hard time because of the age-old stereotype that we're always fed, but Basketball is supposed to have some brilliant effects on the brain in terms of quick thinking.

Many Intellectuals have brains that are slow but powerful, they may also have poor diet which will effect thinking speed, whereas sporty types have good diets and have to think fast a lot.
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metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
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cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
really, i'm just praying that there is some joke about this thats a little deeper than "ha ha look at the stupids, we're so smart!" that is flying over my head.
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cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
I've never seen the man's face.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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you never watch the news?
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John Jr. wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
really, i'm just praying that there is some joke about this thats a little deeper than "ha ha look at the stupids, we're so smart!" that is flying over my head.
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John Jr. wrote:you never watch the news?
No, I really don't. I know that I should. But I don't.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:I know that I should.
You really shouldn't...
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why should you, assuming it's not relevant to your life?
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Have you looked at a newspaper in the last year or so?
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Degree Absolute wrote:Have you looked at a newspaper in the last year or so?
Who are you talking to? I hope to never touch a newspaper again in my life.
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