Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests

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Poor Amelia!! I`m not going to be mean any more!!!

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chris narcosis wrote:Poor Amelia!! I`m not going to be mean any more!!!

:lhug:
would you be nice to me if I told you I fucked a bunch of guys and traded VDs with them?
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huh? this reminds me of something...i can't quite put my finge ron it...
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Necrometer wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:Poor Amelia!! I`m not going to be mean any more!!!

:lhug:
would you be nice to me if I told you I fucked a bunch of guys and traded VDs with them?
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pardon me sir, but i don't have any troo VDs yet. i will post about it here if i ever get one (or more!)...trust me...
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You sure seem to put your finge ron on plenty of other things though...
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i guess so? i don't really see the big deal. booze + a love for humor (sex falls under 'humor' in my entertainment library) = like 35 or so wieners and vaginas going in and out of my wienergina.

i'm a born-again virgin now, though. i'm waiting for my 3rd and final true love. then i'm going to light myself on fire on a boat when that relationship fails.

now taking applications...
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Haven't slept with Amelia (sexually). She's good company in person.
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i guess so? i don't really see the big deal. booze + a love for humor (sex falls under 'humor' in my entertainment library) = like 35 or so wieners and vaginas going in and out of my wienergina.

i'm a born-again virgin now, though. i'm waiting for my 3rd and final true love. then i'm going to light myself on fire on a boat when that relationship fails.

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It's not a big deal. It's just interesting how it's not embarrassing for you to post about this stuff yourself, but when someone else posts the same thing you get completely bent out of shape.

Very interesting...
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it's kind of like how i'll talk mad shit about an ex boyfriend and how i want to shit in his mouth/choke him to death, but if i caught someone trying to debase him or humiliate him in person i'd tear them a new asshole for hurting his feelings. women ARE double standards. aren't you like 48? shouldn't you know this?
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Wrong.
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This thread's making me laugh more than I thought it would. :cheers:
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Necrometer wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:Poor Amelia!! I`m not going to be mean any more!!!

:lhug:
would you be nice to me if I told you I fucked a bunch of guys and traded VDs with them?
Maybe, give it a go and see what happens!
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didn't deez nutz JYFIHP once??
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This thread is nasty.
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So, Amelia became the board's town's bicycle.
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:what: hahaha, wtf. it only seems that way because i've posted here for like 8 years, and a lot of people have posted here over that period of time. trust me, i'd rather be where i am ('town's bicycle' HAHAHAHjdksf) than the 'underground railroad' some of you guys have going on...just because people aren't forthcoming doesn't mean we don't have secret whores in our midst...they know who they are, and they put me to shame... :betternotstartanyshit:
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i've posted here for like 8 years
I think I've only noticed your posts going back...a year or two? WTF happened?
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probably more like 7 years. 2002 i was lurking, probably most of 2003 as well. i'd imagine i was fairly regular by the end of 2004? i had a different name then. also, i tried to let people assume i was male for as long as possible, but you know how people like to blow the lid off that the second they figure it out. you know, burn her at the stake, drown her, chastise her for drunken indiscretions, whatever.
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Phritz wrote:didn't deez nutz JYFIHP once??
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where's the fun in doing something and not potentially getting vd? squares
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holy mania

it's weird how i was a good 20+lbs lighter there than i am now, but i look just as doughy or doughier?? yay for no muscle tone due to too many drugs and bagels. yikes.

this thread is really fucked up, by the way. i don't even pick on people unless they are giant jerks without provocation. i guess it's out of line for me to expect the same in return...
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I act like things don't hurt my feelings, but they do. Amelias have souls too.
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