Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests

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Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests

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Since Amelia locked her own thread, the official count is at 7 according to her. Here is a list I compiled of known and possible identities.
Friendly Goatus wrote: 1.Faggotmachine
2.Stacy
3.Father of Lies
4.Scumfucker
5.Dead Walrus???
6.Fung Tunt/Pooey Egg???
7.????

Speak up, unknown homos.
Here is her response.
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
and HELL NAW, wtf pooeyegg? you only got 2 right...
THREAD AMELIA'D

i'm done.

clint, stop it. you know what i'm talking about. :nopizza:
I can only assume Amelia's comment to Clint in regards to his Justin Broaderick joke means that one of these mystery men has a Godlfesh avatar. I forgot who has it but I think it's scumfucker? It's probably safe to say that pooey egg isn't one of them but the vitriol between them suggests it as a possibility.

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Streven Adler wrote:stacy??? for reals, yo??
She posted about them being cuddle buddies after he broke up with his girlfriend. I don't know if it's different in PAC NW, but cuddle buddies always leads to fuck buddies around these parts.
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:what: it's 6. where did i say 7?

by the way, you're giving the board too much credit for getting me laid. some of them would have happened whether or not the board existed, i think. :betternotstartanyshit:
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
Streven Adler wrote:stacy??? for reals, yo??
She posted about them being cuddle buddies after he broke up with his girlfriend. I don't know if it's different in PAC NW, but cuddle buddies always leads to fuck buddies around these parts.

you're a fucking idiot. i've cuddled with plenty of my dude friends with nothing entering the input slot.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Godlfesh
Damnit, Goatus....
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hahaha
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Introvert wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:Godlfesh
Damnit, Goatus....

lock the thread and send him a menacing pm. i'm about to have a hissy fit!
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oh boy, more attention focused on amelia

i'm sure she's enjoying this like only shevil could more
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
I can only assume Amelia's comment to Clint in regards to his Justin Broaderick joke means that one of these mystery men has a Godlfesh avatar.
i don't know how you extrapolated that but you're way off.

think simpler explanation. one that makes you rethink about one of your favorite bands
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:
Introvert wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:Godlfesh
Damnit, Goatus....

lock the thread and send him a menacing pm. i'm about to have a hissy fit!
You're going to have to face your own mistakes without outside help someday, Amelia. You shouldn't abuse your relationship with Ryantrovert like this when you could just keep these embarrassing secrets to yourself.
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riley-o wrote:oh boy, more attention focused on amelia

i'm sure she's enjoying this like only shevil could more

i'm actually kind of pissed. it's one thing when i make threads, you know, i feel like i have control over those...this is just getting out of hand and i feel fairly violated. the only thing that could fix this is more pictures of your ass...what doy ou say, since i missed the first go round? please?
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copstache wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:
I can only assume Amelia's comment to Clint in regards to his Justin Broaderick joke means that one of these mystery men has a Godlfesh avatar.
i don't know how you extrapolated that but you're way off.

think simpler explanation. one that makes you rethink about one of your favorite bands
She... actually fucked Justin Broadrick? :what:

I'm in awe.
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Old news dude.
turn these off meatman.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:5.Dead Walrus???
hahahaha nope!
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goatus, you're only e-bullying me because i turned down your e-advances once. cut it out and grow a pair, christ.

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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:goatus, you're only e-bullying me because i turned down your e-advances once. cut it out and grow a pair, christ.

DON'T MAKE ME DIG UP PM'S.
I'd love to see these PM's. Start typing them up now so I can see them before I go to bed!
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The Real MPD wrote: all the dudes in Corrupted
do they pillowtalk in broken spanish and take an hour to climax?
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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The Real MPD wrote:Richard Belzer
If that dude was ever in my house then she is fucking out on the street!!
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I'm going to be sick. :nopizza: :nopizza: :nopizza:
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ok guys, you got me. here's the real list.

FUCKNIGGER
the torsion
smooth
dead walrus (you ain't gotta lie to kick it)
father of lies
faggotmachine
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Introvert wrote:she is fucking out on the street!!
i can't imagine that would be a totally unfamiliar environment...
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The Real MPD wrote:Blair Goatsblod
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Richard Belzer
Paul Bearer
Richard Ramirez
Camilla Parker-Bowles
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robert deathrage
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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