Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests

[hipster holocaust]

i think if a junkie licked my hand i would be at least moderately put off ever communicating with another human being ever again by the incident

what if he licked your pussy?

[Introvert]

I remember when you wrote about this. You were hanging out with some Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.

Haha, when Jocke was at my place last year I should have told him that she used to live here.

[Friendly Goatus]

Eham, just because you want to play with her Mammelias doesn't mean everyone else does.

[Scumfucker]

i think if a junkie licked my hand i would be at least moderately put off ever communicating with another human being ever again by the incident

what if he licked your pussy?

[krudmonk]

I'm surprised this thread sucks.

[Friendly Goatus]

awww eham and krudmonk sittin in a tree

[Green Chamber]

She did mention she was having an ultrasound soon, and you know Ben has strong swimmers.

I think Amelia is like the creature in that story 'Gray Matter' by Stephen King. She may have been a mammal at some point in the past, capable of reproducing sexually - but all she needs now is a steady supply of skunked beer, dead cats and shade. She'll molder and soften and spread her biomass out across the couch, stretching lazily for weeks, until there's enough corrupted fungal tissue to sever a portion from the original organism.

[HeyWard]

I, for one, did not fuck her.

She may be cool in person but I think we'd all appreciate it if she stopped treating this board as her diary.

This is dead on. Great gal in person (super-duper sweet, even), but she needs an editor for some of her ramblings here. Meh, so do I.

[cold radiance]

She did mention she was having an ultrasound soon, and you know Ben has strong swimmers.

I think Amelia is like the creature in that story 'Gray Matter' by Stephen King. She may have been a mammal at some point in the past, capable of reproducing sexually - but all she needs now is a steady supply of skunked beer, dead cats and shade. She'll molder and soften and spread her biomass out across the couch, stretching lazily for weeks, until there's enough corrupted fungal tissue to sever a portion from the original organism.

I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...

[Green Chamber]

I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...

It's one of his best! I think Amelia should read it and learn a lesson or two about sloth, and maybe even the true meaning of Disability Check Day. I just want everything to work out for her!

[cold radiance]

I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...

It's one of his best! I think Amelia should read it and learn a lesson or two about sloth, and maybe even the true meaning of Disability Check Day. I just want everything to work out for her!

Thank you for using my love of that story to get it another dig at Amelia. I appreciate it!

[The Wages of Ben]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[monsterod]

A chicks dog tried helping me out once when I was going down on her. I hate dogs, but if I knew she'da been down with it, I would let him join the party.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I remember when you wrote about this. You were hanging out with some Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.

Haha, when Jocke was at my place last year I should have told him that she used to live here.

hahaha, he tried giving me a shirt for free when they were dropping us off at your place with Andreas after they played last year! remember, i crashed here because i was too drunk/tired to go home? i don't think he realized/remembered it was me. He also thought I was your sister.

A chicks dog tried helping me out once when I was going down on her. I hate dogs, but if I knew she'da been down with it, I would let him join the party.

come on....

[Friendly Goatus]

He needs a motorcycle throttle on his nuts so he can control when and when not to be creepy molesterod.

[HeyWard]

monsterwrong

[smooth]

Torsion and Smooth.... wowzers

I did not have sexual relations with that woman! But at MDF once, we slept in the same bed. The next day, she molested Father of Lies!

[cold radiance]

The next day, she molested Father of Lies!

Poor little virgin bastard. Shock and awe.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

he was asking for it...how could i not oblige? i was shocked that someone older than myself was a virgin, and due to my malicious nature i was required to sully him, as per request.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

being near me is a request to lose virginity, always. that's why i could never teach high school children.

[neckbeard]

I don't think I'll ever go to MDF

[Vanessa America]

he was asking for it...how could i not oblige? i was shocked that someone older than myself was a virgin, and due to my malicious nature i was required to sully him, as per request.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

being near me is a request to lose virginity, always. that's why i could never teach high school children.

Amelia.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I don't think I'll ever go to MDF

I'm not going this year, Portal is coming here and a lot of the bands I've seen/will possibly see again.

You are safety.

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[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

[
Amelia.

Whaaat?

[Friendly Goatus]

Creepy uncle Amelia. Worst baby sitter in the world.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hey, it's my theory that if they have pubes they must have ASKED their parents to get a babysitter for them...although the Craigslist personal ads really are an odd place to find childcare.