FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

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Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:35 am

WHO DAT!
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I'm looking forward to the Focus on the Family commercial with Tim Tebow.
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I've got 15 pounds of pulled pork...
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Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:08 am

Also The Who.
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cold radiance wrote:Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.
And you'll be glued to the tube for the whole thing!
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:16 am

Necrometer wrote:
cold radiance wrote:Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.
And you'll be glued to the tube for the whole thing!
Yeah, but I love football anyway...I'm still an American.
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:19 am

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Also The Who.
Oh fucking awesome!!

I am going to my former bosses house to watch with my former co workers. Beer, ribs, good friends, good times.....
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:16 am

according to MSNBC one of the teams tonight is going to win

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I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:01 am

yeah, usually.. past two superbowls have been fun to watch, but more often than not, it turns into a yawnfest.. and people that look FORWARD to watching commercials are gay.
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RIP integrity
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:04 am

GO SAINTS!!!!
Colts will win. Fuck you, Peyton Manning.
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Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
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Molester Stallone wrote:
krudmonk wrote:I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.
Yeah, I'd rather have a day of good football to watch over a day of hype leading up to a game that outside the last two years haven't been all that competitive.

Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
PUPPY BOWL!
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Necrometer wrote:RIP integrity
and honor, tradition, etc.
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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metal5411 wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.
The Who suck, dude. Embrace your failure.
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:24 am

cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.
The Who suck, dude. Embrace your failure.
I fail, but not for that reason. I was trying to say that The Who are playing so no one cares, but I quoted you instead of Molester.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:26 am

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Molester Stallone wrote:
krudmonk wrote:I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.
Yeah, I'd rather have a day of good football to watch over a day of hype leading up to a game that outside the last two years haven't been all that competitive.

Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
PUPPY BOWL!

dude the puppy bowl isnt just for halftime anymore. im going to a puppy bowl party pretty soon, its one of the few traditions me and my only friend have.
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:27 am

also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
BUNGVOX wrote:anyone who can throw that many maiden titles into a short statement is entitled to do whatever the fuck he wants.
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hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
The Who are fucking awful, stop being such queerbait.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
Hahaha...they're terrible, man. Don't cry or anything.
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metal5411 wrote:
hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
The Who are fucking awful, stop being such queerbait.
So DMB > The Who? Really?
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theres a lot of homos around these parts... just sayin.
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