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FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:35 am
by bobby_paranoize
WHO DAT!

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:44 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
I'm looking forward to the Focus on the Family commercial with Tim Tebow.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:47 am
by the awesome Assassin
I've got 15 pounds of pulled pork...

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:51 am
by cold radiance
Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:08 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
Also The Who.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:11 am
by Necrometer
cold radiance wrote:Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.
And you'll be glued to the tube for the whole thing!

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:16 am
by cold radiance
Necrometer wrote:
cold radiance wrote:Let's see how many symbols of/narratives about capitalist domination and bourgeois mythology they can fit into 3 hours. Break that up with a bunch of corporate commercials detailing the insipid helplessness of the modern American male coupled with paeans to silicon, smooth skin and mental retardation. Let the shit/swill beer flow. Distract, cheat, confuse, humiliate, disgust.
And you'll be glued to the tube for the whole thing!
Yeah, but I love football anyway...I'm still an American.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:16 am
by valgalder
according to MSNBC one of the teams tonight is going to win

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:58 am
by krudmonk
I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:01 am
by valgalder
yeah, usually.. past two superbowls have been fun to watch, but more often than not, it turns into a yawnfest.. and people that look FORWARD to watching commercials are gay.

Re: FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:02 am
by Necrometer
RIP integrity

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:04 am
by metal5411
GO SAINTS!!!!
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Colts will win. Fuck you, Peyton Manning.

Re: FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:04 am
by cold radiance
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.

Re: FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:05 am
by guardianoftheblind
Molester Stallone wrote:
krudmonk wrote:I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.
Yeah, I'd rather have a day of good football to watch over a day of hype leading up to a game that outside the last two years haven't been all that competitive.

Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
PUPPY BOWL!

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:06 am
by krudmonk
Necrometer wrote:RIP integrity
and honor, tradition, etc.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:13 am
by metal5411
cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:14 am
by cold radiance
metal5411 wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.
The Who suck, dude. Embrace your failure.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:24 am
by metal5411
cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote: Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
xasthur fans, women, small children, dead people.
No. The Who is playing. So, no.
The Who suck, dude. Embrace your failure.
I fail, but not for that reason. I was trying to say that The Who are playing so no one cares, but I quoted you instead of Molester.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:26 am
by hard paranormal dong
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote:
krudmonk wrote:I get more amped for the conference championship games. The Super Bowl desn't feel much like football. For fuck's sake, halftime is like an hour. Way to compromise the integrity of the game.
Yeah, I'd rather have a day of good football to watch over a day of hype leading up to a game that outside the last two years haven't been all that competitive.

Does anyone actually care about halftime shows?
PUPPY BOWL!

dude the puppy bowl isnt just for halftime anymore. im going to a puppy bowl party pretty soon, its one of the few traditions me and my only friend have.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:27 am
by hard paranormal dong
also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:28 am
by metal5411
hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
The Who are fucking awful, stop being such queerbait.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:28 am
by cold radiance
hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
Hahaha...they're terrible, man. Don't cry or anything.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:29 am
by Necrometer
metal5411 wrote:
hard paranormal dong wrote:also, the who fucking rules you gaylords. anyone that doesnt like things i like is a homosexual, even homosexuals are double homo when this happens. no one is safe.
The Who are fucking awful, stop being such queerbait.
So DMB > The Who? Really?

Re: FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:31 am
by hard paranormal dong
theres a lot of homos around these parts... just sayin.

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:33 am
by hard paranormal dong
seriously dave fucking mathews? the only cool thing that fag did was shit on those people on a boat. but even then that was his fuckn tour van driver doing it. dave mathews cant even shit on someone properly! what an asshole!