FUCKIN' SUPERBOWL THREAD!

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Dear Colts fans:

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Something new I learned tonight: People actually bet on the color of Gatorade that's dumped on the coach after the game. Amazing.
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electronicham wrote:Watch everyone get in touch with their "cajun" roots when the Saints win....just like everyone was all of a sudden IRISH when Flogging Molly hit the scene
im just rooting for the Saints cuz Colts defeated the Jets. SO FUCK YOU.
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electronicham wrote:Watch everyone get in touch with their "cajun" roots when the Saints win....just like everyone was all of a sudden IRISH when Flogging Molly hit the scene
BONJOUR! GEUX SAINTS! HAW HAW HAW!!
You douchebag.
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I bet Torsion is driving drunk as we speak...
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There's guys hi fiving cars going by :lol:
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Pisscubes wrote:Holy shit-- an entertaining Super Bowl!!!

Just got back from my Super's apartment. A good time had by all.

That on-side kick was fucking stupid as all hell, but it worked.
I hate to sound like some blowhard braindead ESPN analyst, but I thought it was more gutsy than stupid. Obviously everything risk looks better/wiser when it works out, but down 10-6 I don't think it was so stupid.
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Another year, another supperbowl not seen by these eyeballs. My pro sports avoidance is lengendary! :moreawesome:
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:05 pm

did this shit air during? if not, fuck you

anyway, megan fox has toe thumbs and they used stunt hands for the close-up:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXAt4Erg ... r_embedded<

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Haha...
I'm totally disappointed that we don't see Darksoul on that cam, doing a victory dance.
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Pisscubes wrote:
HeyWard wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:Holy shit-- an entertaining Super Bowl!!!

Just got back from my Super's apartment. A good time had by all.

That on-side kick was fucking stupid as all hell, but it worked.
I hate to sound like some blowhard braindead ESPN analyst, but I thought it was more gutsy than stupid. Obviously everything risk looks better/wiser when it works out, but down 10-6 I don't think it was so stupid.
It's gutsy cause it worked. If that goes the other way, then everyone is only talking about what a fucking idiot the guy is for giving Manning a short field. I can argue with how it turned out, but I'll still tell you it was a stupid move.

I had a friend once who ask another friend to drive his car at him so he could run, jump on the hood and then the roof then jump off that back.

He actually did it- he completed the "car jump" unscathed.

It was still fucking dumb.
Poor analogy. Your friend's risk was much greater than giving Manning the ball at midfield, I'd argue. Whatevs, I'm just glad the Manning Face returned, personally.
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electronicham wrote:
Maery wrote:
cold radiance wrote:http://www.nola.com/paradecam/

Haha...
I'm totally disappointed that we don't see Darksoul on that cam, doing a victory dance.
Is he down there? If so, I guarantee he is feeding off of everyone's energy running around yelling A BAY BAY
He said he was gonna be there tonight. Here's to hoping some video footage surfaces! :fonz:
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hard paranormal dong wrote:im going to a puppy bowl party pretty soon
A Puppy Bowl party? What happens, you chew up furniture and piss on each others' legs?

you dont play football at a superbowl party, homes. or do you?


in any case, we just watched the puppy bowl and ate pizza. it ruled. except kitty half time. kitty half time can fuck right off.
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so at the nfccg - i was a bar and a chick come sup to me and says- "saints will win teh SB"


i blow her off as a nutty bourbon street crazy

i love her right now
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:55 am

more like the super BOWEL thread.

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Pisscubes wrote:So far this morning 3 butthurt Colts fans have called into sports radio crying that many Patriots fans are dancing in the street cause Manning lost (Note: I'm not one of them, even if it was sorta fun to watch).

C'mopn guys. Pretty sure Indy had a parade after the 2007 Superbowl. In fact, every non-pat fan I know had a spring in their step the day after.

This side of things is a lot more fun than the other side! :awesome:
I'm one of them. Fuck the Manning brothers.
I like both of them off the field, especially Peyton. But on the field I wish them nothing but failure and misery.
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