Bad parents

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Oh jesus. Looking for funny pictures of Nazis with dogs led me to one of those dark back alleys of the internet.

http://www.pzg.biz

and that's just the tip of the iceberg

[Degree Absolute]

I wish I had kids so I could buy them a Reinhard Heydrich doll for Christmas.

[monsterod]

Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.

I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.

[Friendly Goatus]

That anecdote you just shared is pretty good evidence that you actually are scared of dogs. Get over it, man. Dogs rule.

[monsterod]

Dogs rule...for eating.

[Friendly Goatus]

Naw... I hear dogs are pretty stringy. I'd have no qualms eating one if they weren't. Still doesn't change the fact that they rule and YOU, sir, drool.

Likes this

that's what you look like when you drool.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.

[Ray]

Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.

I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.

Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.

Maybe he was angry that space to play was robbed of him and other children and given to stupid dogs.

you fucking idiot.

[monsterod]

Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.

I woke up every day to a super-pumped Pit/Mastiff boy running all over the house lusting for blood. He had a pure pit bitch running around with him too. If I was afraid of these ugly shits I woulda stroked out years ago. Dogs just fucking suck. I will fight anyone who has a problem with that.

Fight the shitty dog owner, you fucking idiot.

It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?

[Necrometer]

It was his house, you goddamn dolt. Why don't I just fight you?

Hahaha, you had a sugar daddy?

[DeadWalrus]

dog owners are petulant children


evidence -> this thread

[soiled depends]

Couldn't continue with this shit thread after page 3. I knew I should never have opened it in the first place.

[doomeddisciple]

Right now the way my 3 and a half year old is going I think I'm qualifying as a resident shit parent.

Can't get her into bed, can't get her to listen or behave properly - It's such hard work. I think she'd eat super nanny alive.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.

[DeadWalrus]

The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.

a saddle with a lap belt! war infant!

[doomeddisciple]

The best is if you rig up a contraption to attach your small child to a dog so the dog can run rampant and bite and the child can screech and cry and you can let it run unleashed throughout populated areas.

She's already like that sans dog.

[DeadWalrus]

Really?

yes. absolutely.

[cold radiance]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET THIS THREAD DIE

[hipster holocaust]

I want to make a short movie called Dog Killer, all dogs must be eliminated because they carry a virus, have scenes of a dog killer (kind of like Gestapo/repo men) hammer a box of puppies heads in while a crying child looks on. Have pieces of tasty mean with spring loaded surprise hooks that impale the dogs maw with a chain going to the back of a truck, have dude driving down the road dragging dogs to death.

hahahaha this is fuckin great

for the record i don't hate dogs, i just think they're incredibly overrated and cost way too much money to take care of IMO

unless you're a crusty dog and you eat table scraps with your master

[Pistol Whip]

Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.

I find it funny how quick people with no kids are to make judgments about how other people take care of their kids.

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Even the best parents have their kids wonder off out of their line of sight and fall and break their leg, get bit by a dog, or generally fuck themselves up.

it happens. Do you keep you kid in a bubble?