Bad parents

[John Jr.]

I like that old America where people knew to respect powerful dogs and didn't assume they could sue them to euthanasia.

kinda makes you miss the old old America where you'd unholster your Colt and put some lead in that dog

and then the owner'd bury you and tell the sherrif 2 months later that you'd shot his best work dog for no good reason.

[Obesese Witherspoon]

The other day I popped into a record store during our walk and there were two girls standing at the counter buying concert tickets, wearing those tights that are so popular with the kids these days. My dog, being quite friendly put her nose right into the girls butt..... guys do you think I should this vicious animal put down? Seems like the girl will never get over this attack.....

I wouldn't let you in my record store with a dog.

People who think their dogs are their kids are fucking DUMB!

Good that you do not own any record store.

The guy who shortened his life by 40% by eating massive amounts of food is calling other people dumb.

I ran a record store for about 8 years and we didn't allow dogs in the store. Most stores here don't allow pets.
Yeah I'm fat and you don't like it . You're like a broken record.

[neckbeard]

I am a boy and not a toy
I will kill and I will destroy

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I am a boy and not a toy
I will kill and I will destroy

[zzzzzzzz]

I want to make a short movie called Dog Killer, all dogs must be eliminated because they carry a virus, have scenes of a dog killer (kind of like Gestapo/repo men) hammer a box of puppies heads in while a crying child looks on. Have pieces of tasty mean with spring loaded surprise hooks that impale the dogs maw with a chain going to the back of a truck, have dude driving down the road dragging dogs to death.

[Cryptoplasty]

Everyone with a soul loves dogs

Well you have just validated my lack of soul. Thanks!

[Green Chamber]

Everyone with a soul loves dogs

Well you have just validated my lack of soul. Thanks!

Just kidding! I'm actually working on a new way to prepare dog meat. My vegan neighbor's mutt had puppies recently, and I scored a little boy-dog. I'm force-feeding it styrofoam and broccoli foie gras style. I'll post my results as soon as I have any.

[monsterod]

Cats are where it's at. I'd stomp 8 puppies to death in front of their mother to nuzzle an adorable kitty kitty.

[Funeral_Rapist]

Cats are where it's at.

nuzzle an adorable kitty kitty.

Well you have just validated your lack of testicles. Thanks!

[monsterod]

Aren't you the fatty lover? Why don't you join Greenpeace and defend some more whales.

[riley-o]

i fucking hate it when people bring their stupid dogs into stores. oh your dog just pissed on our t-shirt stand, are you going to pay for those ? no ? great.

[riley-o]

maybe i'm just sensitive about it from working in a grocery store where people were constantly bringing in their dogs and then acting like i laughingly raped their mother's face when i told them they couldn't, but i didn't even know it was against the health code at that point. i was just completely sick of mopping up dog piss from entitled assholes who acted entitled to bring their dog wherever they wanted but were not responsible for anything it chewed up or pissed on. i also later found out that if your dog bites someone in the store, the store is responsible, so anyone who lets dogs in their store is a fucking moron in my books.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Reeelapse Board: touchy about dogs.

[neckbeard]

Thread's supposed to be about parents not dogs. Maybe this guy doesn't know dick about dogs maybe he does. I don't know. I do know you have to be retarded to drop a little kid off at a dog park. Suppose an actual out of control and vicious dog was there. I'm pretty sure they are there all the time. There are lots of retarded dog owners with big dumb dogs.

[riley-o]

right but we all already agreed that anyone who would do that would have to be utterly fucking retarded and selfish beyond any measure so we started talking about how selfish some dog owners are

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

bad harmful to others selfish, not good selfish like not having kids

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Okay, touchy about dogs and children.

[Wang Mandu]

Just kidding! I'm actually working on a new way to prepare dog meat.

I recommend researching Vietnamese recipes for dog meat. My buddy had some and he said it was fucking great. Whatever you do don't put it in a soup. It tastes exactly how it smells, not good.

How many of you homo dog owners talk to your dog in a cutesy different voice? Answer honestly.

[Cryptoplasty]

when has anyone been bothered by a fucking dog in a record store?

Seriously? Dogs aren't allowed in any stores here except pet stores, with good reason. Something that dog owners don't seem to understand is that many more people than they think don't like the presence of dogs.

[father of lies]

HOLY SHIT KILL THAT WEREWOLF MONSTER

People who think their dogs are their kids are fucking DUMB!

If I ran a retail store or restaurant or something, animals would be welcome as long as they behaved. That means shrieking children and their parents, teenage girls that can't stop staring at their phones long enough to pay for something, people so fat they take up space and get in everybody's way, and juggalos are out the fucking door. No falafel or whatever the fuck for you. Non-human persons welcome.

Father of Lies wishes he wasn't allergic to dogs.

[cold radiance]

There I am checking out the new Life Metal compilation and Noah's dog nuzzles my crotch seeking a new beard for its master. Unappreciated. Fucking socialist hipsters...

[zzzzzzzz]

any store that lets dogs in panders to weak hearts that melt before the deceptive guise of puppy dog eyes specifically designed to strike the child-love chords within the human brain, it is how the weak canines that got their asses whipped by cougars and wolves surivived, leeching off humans in the wild, dogs are the nigger of the animal kingdom

this store probably cares about its neighborhood and shit, we need more stores like the mythical Helvete, with a few records on one single plank bookshelf screwed to a wall and like a foam gargoyle statue in another corner, with a big NO FUCKING DOGS ALLOWED sign

[Friendly Goatus]

Thread summary:

Dead Walrus and Monsterod are bitches. No real man is afraid of dogs.

But also, uruk hai should have been able to call off his dog after the first licking incident. Bad owner. BAD.

[Phritz]

I like that old America where people knew to respect powerful dogs and didn't assume they could sue them to euthanasia.

this is among the mostest stupidest things i've ever read on the board. as long as it's you who is behaving like an ass, it's like in the "good ol' times", when it's someone else annoying you, it's "our lously, libral age". moron.

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Thread summary:

But also, uruk hai should have been able to call off his dog after the first licking incident. Bad owner. BAD.

I did. My dog didn't touch the child again after the first lick. We moved away (its a big park), but the retard mother and child proceeded to follow us. The kid would run at my dogs, yelling to them. Mine would start running towards him, I would call them away, repeat four or five times until my wife finally convinced the mother, "Keep your child away from my dogs."

this is among the mostest stupidest things i've ever read on the board. as long as it's you who is behaving like an ass, it's like in the "good ol' times", when it's someone else annoying you, it's "our lously, libral age". moron.

When I was a kid, we used to hop fences and go through the backyards in our neighborhood, jump off garage roofs, stuff like that. We knew if there was a dog in a yard, especially a big dog, you stayed the fuck out of it. I have my doubts if today's children would have that prescience.

[Krieg]

I like how the story keeps changing, LOL.