Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
I have a $160 food budget for the next 3 1/2 weeks or so. Being a creature of impulse, grocery shopping usually has less to do with lists than with me running in for ten minutes and grabbing whatever sounds good at the time. Often, this results in me having like 2 lbs of rice and beans to live off of for the last week of the month, which is cool but not ideal. I also need to work some staples in here, I have barely any of that shit in the house.
I've made a list, so far it's something like this --
BULK STUFF
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-powdered soy milk
-hummus mix
-nutri yeast
-chowder/soup mixes
-black beans
-brown rice
-hemp granola
-nuts
-pasta
-tea
PRODUCE
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-spinach
-kale
-arugula
-carrots
-avocado
-clementines
-broccoli
-garlic
OTHER CRAP
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-dave's killer bread
-ezekiel sprouted grain tortillas
-tofu
-veg soy sauce
-peanut butter
-olive or some other kind of oil
-earth balance
-chipotle tabasco
-vegenaise
halp me balance diet so i don't buy frozen dinners and die from microwave poisoning. kthnx
I've made a list, so far it's something like this --
BULK STUFF
---
-powdered soy milk
-hummus mix
-nutri yeast
-chowder/soup mixes
-black beans
-brown rice
-hemp granola
-nuts
-pasta
-tea
PRODUCE
---
-spinach
-kale
-arugula
-carrots
-avocado
-clementines
-broccoli
-garlic
OTHER CRAP
---
-dave's killer bread
-ezekiel sprouted grain tortillas
-tofu
-veg soy sauce
-peanut butter
-olive or some other kind of oil
-earth balance
-chipotle tabasco
-vegenaise
halp me balance diet so i don't buy frozen dinners and die from microwave poisoning. kthnx
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
Don't buy vegenaise on that budget, you can go without.
Make your own damn sausages girl. I made 12 this weekend for the price 4 cost in the store.
Make your own damn sausages girl. I made 12 this weekend for the price 4 cost in the store.
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it took me far too long to get that...
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you're such a sweaty. <3 i love you too, ross.
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
yeah, but vegenaise is rad. i use it instead of sour cream, to thicken soup, instead of olive oil with spaghetti, to make kale & carrot salad...it's so goddamn tasty....guhh...Vanessa America wrote:Don't buy vegenaise on that budget, you can go without.
Make your own damn sausages girl. I made 12 this weekend for the price 4 cost in the store.
how make sausages?!
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
I would suggest various fruits of your choosing. It's easy and good 4 you.
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hey guys I have a low budget and need to stretch it out for a month
wut do u think of my list?
mustard
soy sauce
apple butter
mustard
thx guys
wut do u think of my list?
mustard
soy sauce
apple butter
mustard
thx guys
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How can you ask someone to live without necessities like chipotle tabasco and arugula? That's just cruel.
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If you ate more cock, you'd have plenty for groceries.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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that's pretty much everything I care to eat.
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I gotta agree. At first glance I thought it was a simplistic dig at Amelia's physique. Nicely done, sir!riley-o wrote:you may have outdone yourself this timeNecrometer wrote:pearSPOILERSPOILER_SHOWish
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Thread needs more dead animals.
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god christ shut the fuck upzzzzzzzz wrote:you can't eat for efficiency, weee wittle baby gotta have it taste gwoooood, heaya dose wittle fatty cells gwooing FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, yore jwiggle oscillations weren't own dwu pwopa gut slouch range, gut slouch deluxe, puff pussy pizza cunt, I bet yore twurdz smell like fucking compressed cow fuck
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
you can only buy food with food stamps...
i was thinking of making a nutri yeast saws for the pasta, or just using olive oil.
i don't really like fruit much...
and i'm not shaped like a pear, unfortunately. more like a mango and a banana glued together with boogers.
i was thinking of making a nutri yeast saws for the pasta, or just using olive oil.
i don't really like fruit much...
and i'm not shaped like a pear, unfortunately. more like a mango and a banana glued together with boogers.
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Re: Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
vanessa, i really would be interested in absorbing your sausage skills. i always have a hard time passing up the tofurkey sun dried tomato and basil italian sausages when i'm near the produce section...guess i could google 'maken suasages'?!?!
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Amelia, veganaise is awesome but it's like 7 fucking dollars and is loaded with fat.... use silken tofu blended with herbs instead?
Suppose if you do want a luxury item it would be top choice.
Suppose if you do want a luxury item it would be top choice.
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