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I complete surveys to get airline miles...this time they are interested in holy hell, --- hole hell. :what:

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You should just take a picture of your asshole post-shit and send it to them. A picture is worth a thousand questionnaires.
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buttwholes.
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So how did you answer? Sandpaper always gives me the impression that my asshole is being thoroughly cleansed.
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Degree Absolute wrote:So how did you answer? Sandpaper always gives me the impression that my asshole is being thoroughly cleansed.

I answered along those lines---can't wait to see new ad campaigns with slogans like NEW ANGELSOFT "ANGELRIPPER" BATHROOM TISSUE, WITH 320 GRIT SILICON CARBIDE COATING!! FUCK SHIT UP! :awesome:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE

I am willing to pay more for quality toilet tissue brands: STRONGLY DISAGREE

I like a toilet tissue that feels slightly rough, because that makes me think it's cleaning better: AGREE (should feel more than slightly rough though)

I love using pre-moistened wipes after a bowel movement to get clean: STRONGLY DISAGREE

When money is tight, I switch to a less expensive brand of toilet tissue: STRONGLY AGREE (Pathos flyers work wonders!)

Thick toilet paper is wasteful: STRONGLY DISAGREE (I don't give a shit, no pun intended, about the environment)

Strength is more important than softness: NEITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE

I know the toilet tissue I buy isn't the best, but it's good enough for the price: AGREE

I always buy the softest possible toilet tissue: STRONGLY DISAGREE
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Tony Twist wrote:Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE
I can see the analyst making demographic breakdowns based on that item: Dirtyasses VS non-Dirtyasses
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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i am partial to the water hose and hand trick.
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I want a bidet. That way the only toilet paper I'd use would be to dry off my so fresh and so clean anus.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:I want a bidet. That way the only toilet paper I'd use would be to dry off my so fresh and so clean anus.
how much PSI does those bidets kick out ? i would feel pretty dirty if my asshole didnt feel like i just left a car wash.
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Fuck I don't know, bidettweeter. I don't want to hear about your ass.

Who talks about their own anus? God.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
Who talks about their own anus? God.
everybody... you do know this is reeelpase right ?
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Only shitting in the ocean is real.
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Tony Twist wrote:Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE
you know, not much on the internet makes me laugh out loud but this did it
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i am partial to the water hose and hand trick.
You would be.
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