Darkoul, Torsion, and Ed's NOLA Superbowl Clubbing Thread.

[The Torsion]

Well I've found my new purpose in life.

[HeyWard]

Greg (my other sexy shirtless friend) and I have decided to make a documentary:

48 Nights, 48 States, 48 Clubs... we're going to drive around from state to state and club in a new state each night. We're going to get so much money from making this that we'll never have to work again, and people will recognize us as the world's greatest clubbers whenever we go out, so we'll never have to pay for admission or drinks.

Torsion, you have to be in on this.

We might even do all 50 states. I'll have to find out which club in Alaska is the northernmost in the USA, and we'll hit dat up on da last night.

INFORPARTYING

[Jerrod]

Hahahaha. Dude, Torsion... You're WAY funnier than I pictured you to be. Holy shit.

[ratanda]

Where was Bobby?

[The Torsion]

Where was Bobby?

He was in a couple pictures. He's a lot more responsible than me.

[Vanessa America]

Dang, there has to be a video....

[riley-o]

Greg (my other sexy shirtless friend) and I have decided to make a documentary:

48 Nights, 48 States, 48 Clubs... we're going to drive around from state to state and club in a new state each night. We're going to get so much money from making this that we'll never have to work again, and people will recognize us as the world's greatest clubbers whenever we go out, so we'll never have to pay for admission or drinks.

Torsion, you have to be in on this.

We might even do all 50 states. I'll have to find out which club in Alaska is the northernmost in the USA, and we'll hit dat up on da last night.

holy fuck you better make a BC stop on the way to alaska

[HeyWard]

Greg (my other sexy shirtless friend) and I have decided to make a documentary:

48 Nights, 48 States, 48 Clubs... we're going to drive around from state to state and club in a new state each night. We're going to get so much money from making this that we'll never have to work again, and people will recognize us as the world's greatest clubbers whenever we go out, so we'll never have to pay for admission or drinks.

Torsion, you have to be in on this.

We might even do all 50 states. I'll have to find out which club in Alaska is the northernmost in the USA, and we'll hit dat up on da last night.

holy fuck you better make a BC stop on the way to alaska

What does a night of Riley partying involve? Staying up late watching animated adaptations of Tolkien stories while adding a teaspoon of Malibu to your protein shake? Yeah, I'd watch that DVD...

[Hell-haine]

LOL

[riley-o]

that's a throwaway.

[HeyWard]

that's a throwaway.

Quit lyin', you're cryin'...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I'll teach you how to party one day, buddy

[riley-o]

hey i KNOW how to party

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

pretty much like you described except with animated aqua teen hunger force adventures instead of tolkien

[ratanda]

Where was Bobby?

He was in a couple pictures. He's a lot more responsible than me.

Ah, I just spotted him in one looking responsible. Let's see how next weekend turns out. It'll be fun no matter what I'm sure.

[The Torsion]

You guys will be keeping me in line.

[Hell-haine]

We'll show you how to party at MDF Riley.

[HeyWard]

We'll show you how to party at MDF Riley.

[Vanessa America]

Riley ain't goin to MDF.

[HeyWard]

Riley ain't goin to MDF.

Lemme reach back here into the archives...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

SONNED!

[This Means War]

You know what's awesome?




This thread.

[The Torsion]

Ahaha, you did it. Posterity.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Ha, awesome.

[Lord Darksoul]

Last night was so surreal.


Do you know what it's like to look up and see Torsion randomly clubbing on top of a party bus? I was convinced that the universe was no longer real.


Other awesome stuff:

Saying "Dis whore is trying to charge us inflated Super Bowl prices" to the whore of a bartender who was severely attempting to overcharge us on drinks.


Some other whore got pissed off at me cuz I bumped into her while dancing and hollering "A Bay Bay" after the Shockey touchdown, and she was whining that I should be thrown out. This whore was trying to freeload off of me, Torsion, the doorman, and the bartender all night. I called her a whore and pushed her out of the club, and the doorman laughed (I also gave him $5 bribes every time the bartender that I called a whore wanted to have me thrown out for clubbing too hard in their club during big plays).


We all clubbed in the backs of so many different trucks and buses, and smoked a ton of blunts. Every single foot of New Orleans was one giant "da club" last night, and everyone was having the krvnkest time ever. There were only 2 shootings in the French Quarter, which is pretty much a record low for any given night.


We did get to witness some ho get a bottle broken over her head.

[riley-o]

Riley ain't goin to MDF.

you would know the truth if you were a real friend

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

future forecast: me gettin' raped

Not that Any of that will be happening in our room Rile man

that's a big time Relief bro and i do not doubt your Sincerity for a second

[doomeddisciple]

Now awaiting "Darksoul/Torsion: Ibiza Holiday 06/2010"

[The Pope of Chili Town]

You know what's awesome?




This thread.