so, i have to stretch out 4 bucks for 24 hours...

[cold radiance]

Vanessa's job security is weakening by the moment if John is hanging around the office...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Unless he's wearing that sexy red velvet robe of his. PURR

That whole "purr" thing was the most disturbing BS this year for me. I actually felt sorry for Torsion. Every time Kat would do it a chill would run through my body.

[hipster holocaust]

yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.

[smooth]

This has a very simple solution. Take the 4 dollars you have and stretch them out. Takes 5 seconds.

[hipster holocaust]

hah this thread is now irrelevant since i got paid today. it still rules though, so, keep posting ideas.

[smooth]

To stretch out your paycheck, you take it and you put it upon a table. You then stretch it out to where all sides and corners are even. Be careful not to tear it by over-stretching.

[HeyWard]

yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.

Look at this smitten faggot...

[hipster holocaust]

[Deleted Account]

Nice pic, Prisscubes.

[soiled depends]

yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.

Look at this smitten faggot...

All over a bottom half of a muffin or two...it's fuck all...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Nice pic, Prisscubes.

dude on

[Big Blood Grenade]

Sorry I showed up late. I was gonna say buy two rolls of nickels, put them in a sock and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RANDOM SMALL CHILDREN, just for the record.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Vanessa America]

yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.

Look at this smitten faggot...

So fun! Dag Ward, you missed out!
BTW, if my out of town friend's flight doesn't get canceled we might come out Thursday. I will also be inviting those pretty ladies.

[Vanessa America]

PS Sorry I have no sense of direction and we took the wrong train.

[HeyWard]

yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.

Look at this smitten faggot...

So fun! Dag Ward, you missed out!

Phones, check 'em out.

BTW, if my out of town friend's flight doesn't get canceled we might come out Thursday. I will also be inviting those pretty ladies.

[hipster holocaust]

i got dibs on brittany...mmmmm hmmm, god damn jesus fucking christ

btw i WISH i was as hot as pisscubes. dude wakes up and pisses excellence every morning, and probably blood from having sex with countless porn stars and supermodels every night (but still likes to look at himself in the mirror while he blows his load into their baby makers, i would like to imagine)

[soiled depends]

well are there at least some pics that I can leer at? I need this...

[LIVERWRECKER]

pasta on sale is usually a dollar. buy a fifty cent can of tomato paste italian flavor and some cheap roma tomatoes for like 1.00 (usually can buy like 2-3). make sauce with paste, chopped tomatoes and some water taste. eat for breakfast lunch and dinner.
you'll have a dollar left over and can buy some cheap broccoli or something for a vegetable too.

[hipster holocaust]

i do that at least once a week

[F/K/A HAPF]

Buy a loaf of bread and a 40. Steal a jar of peanut butter.

[hipster holocaust]

band practice
pornography

[hipster holocaust]

oh yeah and getting lost on the stinky train with two hot messes (not including myself)

[hipster holocaust]

nah, it was her boss'

[Necrometer]

Just imagine dude, without the generosity of Milla Jovovich, you would have had -1 bux for those 24 hours! Funny how things can be put into perspective...

[hipster holocaust]

lol fuck you dickhead

[hipster holocaust]

to eham's VA potential role playing scenario...