so, i have to stretch out 4 bucks for 24 hours...

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so, i have to stretch out 4 bucks for 24 hours...

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tell me what you motherfuckers would do with it
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try to find another dollar's worth of pennies in my room and go to the Minit Man mart for a sixer of Hamms...

I've done this often. :nopizza:
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Tap water and something large, cheap, and filling like a loaf of Rosemary Italian bread.
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Haha look at this whiny bitch. I had to stretch out 10 dollars over a whole week once. Barefoot. In the snow. Pregnant.
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see if you can eat 20 packages of ramen in 24 hours.
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two 24oz cans of beer or one large bottle of Guinness 4.00 even
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haha definitely not whining, i just have nothing to do today and am curious to see what others would do in my predicament

btw i wish 6'ers were 4 bucks in this fuckin town. nowadays you're lucky if you can score a 40 for that price. i wish i was joking.
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death by snoo snoo wrote:see if you can eat 20 packages of ramen in 24 hours.
so far this is in the lead
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you could buy a can of Reddi-Whip and get fuckin thrashed for 30 seconds...
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Go to Times Square and pay some rube $4 to touch his toes while you steal his wallet.
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cold radiance wrote:Go to Times Square and pay some rube $4 to touch his toes while you steal his wallet.
ahahahhahahahah YES
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cold radiance wrote:Go to Times Square and pay some rube $4 to touch his toes while you steal his wallet.
holy shit :pizza: :pizza: :pizza:
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2.25 Subway ride to my office, I'm working alone today, let's grab a beer. I'm buyin.
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Vanessa America wrote:2.25 Subway ride to my office, I'm working alone today, let's grab a beer. I'm buyin.


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go buy 4 tall cans of PBR and go find a friend you know damn well is about to smoke a bowl, offer him a can, then toke up and down three cans
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Get 400 pennnies, cover yourself in ketchup, throw the pennies and yourself to the ground in front of the Empire State building.
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go out and shoplift.

barnes and noble is a good place to shoplift, they dont give a shit.
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save that windfall for another day. this is the perfect time to catch up on all those episodes of two and a half men...
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shit, shit...buy some cat food and feed some strays. buy a three pack of condoms and jerk off into all of them at the same time. Buy a can of mountain dew and a $3 crack rock to smoke off of it...donate it to haiti?
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In an expensive city like New York, there are always free / cheap options.

Go to freakin China Town and walk around.

Go to any number of museums. MET and Natural History museum are something like $20 or suggested donation, you can spend hours in there and just throw in a dollar or two.
Sony has some tech exhibit in midtown that is free. American Indian museum is free, Goethe is too, most parts.
Almost every single museum, garden, zoo has either a free weekday or a donation day.

Go to Central Park, walk around there for hours. Ride the carousel for 2 bucks.

Spend 2.25 to take the train to Coney Island. The Freak Show will let you in for free if they are having a slow day... unless they are already closed for the season.
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shit, go to coney island and see Debilitating Gastrointestinal Disease Man. tell him large marge sent ya.
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Vanessa America wrote:2.25 Subway ride to my office, I'm working alone today, let's grab a beer. I'm buyin.
yo can i bring a few tall boys and actually hang out with you in your office? that would fuckin rule.
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spend all day online reading up on how to budget your money better.

or go to mickey dees and hit the dollar menu.
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i still gotta go to her place and shred with hubby. then visit chip down the street.
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