I know a kid in the RAPTOR JESUS GIF!!!

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I know a kid in the RAPTOR JESUS GIF!!!

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The small blonde kid that is rocking back and forth. His name is Daniel and he is a cross-dressing Jesus freak to the max. He went to a school that I worked at, and I sat near him at a Woven Hand show. He comes to crusty house shows with his older brother. He was special ed in school but is very very smart.

Daniel.
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Hahahaha :moreawesome:
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RAPTOR JESUS


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that kid and girl are from "jesus camp" documentary?
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Yeah wtf, that kid would be a tween by now...?

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rape bear wrote:Hahahaha :moreawesome:
How crazy would it be to meet this kid? If DIY ever picks back up in Lansing, then Failed will probably meet him.
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I'd rather meet the guys in American Movie than that stupid half head....
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Geeheeb wrote:Image
This looks amazing! I would love to go to one of these get togethers and pray (prey?) to RaptorJesus...
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I know one of the dudes in Uncomplete, the Complete tribute band...
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soiled depends wrote:I'd rather meet the guys in American Movie than that stupid half head....
Mike is super nice, but somewhere in orbit all the time. Mark is a cool guy, and a total scumbag that would fit in here quite well. A female friend was hanging out with him for a few months after she met him at the Poultrygeist premiere here, and he would just suddenly break from conversations about movies or his kids (who are absolutely ruined for life) to say something about cumming in her ass and such. Good times.
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Haha I love that video. What band were they covering again? Metallica?
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I thought it was sepultura or slayer or something similar.
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I know Raptor Jesus
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My favorite raptor gif

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Geeheeb wrote:
rape bear wrote:Hahahaha :moreawesome:
How crazy would it be to meet this kid? If DIY ever picks back up in Lansing, then Failed will probably meet him.
Awesome!


I hope he doesn't want us to pay him for using his likeness...
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Hell-haine wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:Image
Haha I love that video. What band were they covering again? Metallica?
I believe it's The Trooper by Iron Maiden.
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wheatgurm wrote:
Hell-haine wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:Image
Haha I love that video. What band were they covering again? Metallica?
I believe it's The Trooper by Iron Maiden.
Correct.

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Fuck... I remember seeing a youtube video of a bunch of kids doing sepultura covers a while back. They were just as young and mexisouthamerican as these kids are. It was awesome.
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