Somebody help restore my faith in metal

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I haven't been greatly impressed by anything since my discovery of Thou and Negative Plane. Most bands I hear lately give me that "heard this before" feeling. So, heres another one of those gay "post anything" threads...
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Just play Negative Plane more....avoid disappointment.
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I made it 45 seconds into that video before turning it off.
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Dann O))) wrote:I made it 45 seconds into that video before turning it off.
Once the solo hits... it starts feeling like one of those videos where they fake the audio for fun!
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Erik,
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you are going to waste so much time listening to the most awful shit because of this thread, man. sorry, but you asked for it/deserve it.
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electronicham wrote:
Extreme douche chills
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it's futile. just listen to the old shit that you love.
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Sorry, chief. Not my job.
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Natas wrote:you are going to waste so much time listening to the most awful shit because of this thread, man. sorry, but you asked for it/deserve it.
Fuck!
Burpcore the GRIM wrote:Sorry, chief. Not my job.
I know it's "not your job", Skylar, I just thought maybe you would be kind enough to point me in the right direction.
amos galore wrote:it's futile. just listen to the old shit that you love.
Poor metal. Nothing new is going on? :(
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RHT wrote:
amos galore wrote:it's futile. just listen to the old shit that you love.
Poor metal. Nothing new is going on? :(
The Razor - Shotgun Justice LP just got reissued...
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Dann O))) wrote:Just play Negative Plane more....avoid disappointment.
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The Heavy Metal Cripple Thread.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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You need some Demilich son.
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electronicham wrote:
i gotta ask... were those hipsters? :drool:

seems like those guys all heard the same joke and keep telling it over and over, and haven't figured out it wasn't ever funny... :confused:
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Infernal War - Conflagrator. It tears ass from start to finish. Can I post a rapidshare link here?
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soiled depends wrote:
RHT wrote:
amos galore wrote:it's futile. just listen to the old shit that you love.
Poor metal. Nothing new is going on? :(
The Razor - Shotgun Justice LP just got reissued...
Fuck yes :tup:

I just listened to this Cruciamentum - Convocation of Crawling Chaos, really damn good 3 song demo, go download it

Or listen to Manilla Road - Metal/Invasion

Or look up an obscure 1982 German speed metal album Breaker - Dead Rider, it sounds like really harsh Discharge/hardcore trying to be 80s metal and comes off sounding completely nuts

well thats what I've been listening to..
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"restore my faith in metal" sounds just about as poofy as "encourage me to try anal". You can find such faith no more in others than you can find candy bars from compressed cake.
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ENCOURAGE ME TO TRY ANAL!
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