I felt up a client's vagina today

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I felt up a client's vagina today

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This one little hottie came into the office today asking for a pap. I gave her a good one, oh yeah. I felt up that vagina like nobody's bidness. I stuck my face right in there and gave it a good inspection. Work was fine, real fine. :mastoman:
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they're called patients.
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well looks like this troll has run its course. You guys are jerks. :(
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Dr. Nigger wrote:This one little hottie came into the office today asking for a pap. I gave her a good one, oh yeah. I felt up that vagina like nobody's bidness. I stuck my face right in there and gave it a good inspection. Work was fine, real fine. :mastoman:

This could of been a classic troll but it's just full of failure. Why use "bidness" and not be all ghetto in the rest of the sentence?

"This shorty come up in da office today and nigga she was bangin'. She needed thems sugar walls looked at so I all stuck my finger all up in that shit. Knows what I be talking about playa?"

Then the part about putting your face in it, we all know no brother is putting his face anywhere near a cooch.
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:This one little hottie came into the office today asking for a pap. I gave her a good one, oh yeah. I felt up that vagina like nobody's bidness. I stuck my face right in there and gave it a good inspection. Work was fine, real fine. :mastoman:

This could of been a classic troll but it's just full of failure. Why use "bidness" and not be all ghetto in the rest of the sentence?

"This shorty come up in da office today and nigga she was bangin'. She needed thems sugar walls looked at so I all stuck my finger all up in that shit. Knows what I be talking about playa?"

Then the part about putting your face in it, we all know no brother is putting his face anywhere near a cooch.
My god have you ever even MET a black person?
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Funeral_Rapist wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:This one little hottie came into the office today asking for a pap. I gave her a good one, oh yeah. I felt up that vagina like nobody's bidness. I stuck my face right in there and gave it a good inspection. Work was fine, real fine. :mastoman:

This could of been a classic troll but it's just full of failure. Why use "bidness" and not be all ghetto in the rest of the sentence?

"This shorty come up in da office today and nigga she was bangin'. She needed thems sugar walls looked at so I all stuck my finger all up in that shit. Knows what I be talking about playa?"

Then the part about putting your face in it, we all know no brother is putting his face anywhere near a cooch.
My god have you ever even MET a black person?

Me? Yes, I know it sounds cliche but one of my best friends is this really street black dude. He doesn't throw around the slang a lot except for maybe shorty but he does say motherfucker a lot.

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From what I've learned watching several television shows on the subject, black men don't eat pussy. Except for Krazy Eyez Killa.
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Do one about the mexican physics teacher.
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Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Me? Yes, I know it sounds cliche but one of my best friends is this really street black dude. He doesn't throw around the slang a lot except for maybe shorty but he does say motherfucker a lot.
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i call shennaniggers....

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Dr. Nigger wrote:well looks like this troll has run its course. You guys are jerks. :(
WTF is this? There's no crying in trolling.
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Dr. Nigger wrote:well looks like this troll has run its course. You guys are jerks. :(
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:well looks like this troll has run its course. You guys are jerks. :(
WTF is this? There's no crying in trolling.
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I don't even care if I like the dude who's behind this troll. If you ever show your face, I will hate the fuck out of you.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:I don't even care if I like the dude who's behind this troll. If you ever show your face, I will hate the fuck out of you.
ooooh ill bet he's shakin in his boots.
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Great. Now the 40 year old halfhead comes to the troll's rescue.

Fuck this thread.
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addendumb: 40 year old CHINLESS halfhead.
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Every negro doctor I have ever known has grown straight for the butt or made a rather large deal about massive sagging titties.

I applaude you Dr.

Your commitment to cultivating and possibly harvesting the twat honey is commendable.

You are a jewel to be cherished amongst your breed, take pride yo.
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I guess the whole Doctor/Patient Confidentiality rule is waved when you get your doctorate degree at some online site. Trolls gotta start reearching their material some more.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:addendumb: 40 year old CHINLESS halfhead.
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Keep your chin up, bungv-- ... oh wait.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Keep your chin up, bungv-- ... oh wait.
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