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Now he gets it.
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sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
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John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
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you fuck her.
What if it doesn't work? :|
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Mari_Mar wrote:
John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
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you fuck her.
What if it doesn't work? :|
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in vitro fertilization
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John Jr. wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:
John Jr. wrote:sorry i cant deliver some fresh and timely 2-year old sarah palin jokes.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
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you fuck her.
What if it doesn't work? :|
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in vitro fertilization
That sounds like a Hail Mary to me...
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hail mary, full of grapes.....
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How did the polish high diver drown?
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Charlie Shitz goes to the court house to change his name.

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"Joe Shitz"
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with as much wonderful climate, cultural superiority, material opportunity, and (apparently most importantly) multitude of diverse passtimes consistently available as they all make it sound like it has........well i'm quite unsure as to why they all don't just go back.

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what did the old pirate say on his birthday?

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ghost boner wrote:what did the old pirate say on his birthday?

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I sat there for a minute...
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dude i fuckn lost it when i heard that one earlier today and upon reading it again just now im still laughing.
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BTW, Have you seen the trailer for that new pirate movie?
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pirate jokes are the best. also my buddy just told me this one...

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And this is why I stopped going to bars...
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pirate jokes?
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...
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not really a pirate joke, but I would love to see what pirates would do to jimmy buffet if they heard a pirate looks at forty.

hopefully it involves a keelhaul and perhaps being burned alive a few times.
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...
Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...
Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.
So if Running Wild played your community hall you'd pay $20 to see them... Then offer your time to recycle all the plastic cups...
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How many 9/11s does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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