Music posts are a bannable offense.
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Zerohero
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by Zerohero »
the awesome Assassin wrote:\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:the awesome Assassin wrote:\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...
Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.
So if Running Wild played your community hall you'd pay $20 to see them... Then offer your time to recycle all the plastic cups...
So... I heard Running Wild went out to dinner at Long John Silvers, and....
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Necrophilic Mallard
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by Necrophilic Mallard »
Why will men and women never see eye to eye?
because tits don't have eyes
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Cascade Whore
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by Cascade Whore »
Did you hear about the black guy who found a magic lamp and wished to be white and surrounded by pussy?
The genie turned him into a tampon
Wank night's cancelled
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Pastor of Muppets
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by Pastor of Muppets »
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
i dont have a corvette in my garage, and if i did i wouldnt masturbate while sitting in it
sworn enemy of buenoallthetime
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by Cascade Whore »
what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Wank night's cancelled
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Necrophilic Mallard
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by Necrophilic Mallard »
I threw a surprise bukkake party for my girlfriend...
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Everybody came! You should've seen her face!
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
