My hotel terlit has a heater above it

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Did you style the curlies while you're at it?
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oh yeah man get theat buzz cut nice and dry...
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i wish my fucking bathroom had a heater in it, let alone one over the god damn crapper
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fer distillin' the hooch
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electronicham wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:i wish my fucking bathroom had a heater in it, let alone one over the god damn crapper
Did Vanessa's terlit has a heater?
no, her 'office' bathroom had both a pristine shower room with multiple nozzles right next to a room with a bathtub. it was some american psycho honeymoon shit.
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electronicham wrote:So you can RUB A DUB DUB at work? That is fucking horseshit, I am jealous
on top of working in a penthouse suite with the best view of the city i've ever seen in the middle of the richest part of town and making more money than probably me and my parents combined? yeah, you should be. not that i am, or anything...
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does the bed vibrate???? :bigdog: :stains: :bigdog:
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Ciiireekker, the bed creaks!
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So what you're saying is that you're now going to be spending your time, sitting on the can? How would this differ from any other day?
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Deleted Account wrote:So what you're saying is that you're now going to be spending your time, sitting on the can? How would this differ from any other day?


He's warm now.
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Tony Twist wrote:
Deleted Account wrote:So what you're saying is that you're now going to be spending your time, sitting on the can? How would this differ from any other day?
He's warm now.
Well this is an important first step.
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get some white paint and fix that screw!!!
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electronicham wrote:Do you fix things in hotels?
sometimes i go down the the front desk to get new batteries for the remote.
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turn on the heat and take a sweaty sauna shit. cultivate the stink.
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BUNGVOX wrote:turn on the heat and take a sweaty sauna shit. cultivate the stink.
tweeter cleans up after the enema tip....
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soiled depends wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:turn on the heat and take a sweaty sauna shit. cultivate the stink.
tweeter cleans up after the enema tip....
with his tongue.
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electronicham wrote:Do you fix things in hotels?
Did you try pissing in it?
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the help doesn't piss....
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