Kevin, could you please not read my pm's today?

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I'm embroiled in a huge controversy and am in possession of some very sensitive information right now that I would appreciate you not looking into. Thanks man...
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Keith is the best
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i wish Keith would bring back Midwest Funeral. How about it, Keith?
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:?: :dann: :?:
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Kenny read my PM's, the bastard
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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Kenny read my PM's, the bastard
so that's why he doesn't talk to you anymore...I knew something was up...bad fucking blood, I gather...
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Kyle certainly has been testier the last few months... I think his fancy woman hates us.
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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Kenny read my PM's, the bastard
so that's why he doesn't talk to you anymore...I knew something was up...bad fucking blood, I gather...
he doesnt like the truth the vulcan twat
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Well I don't want to talk out of turn here, but I think he fancies the sound of your teeth being hammered out of your gums...

edit: i said too much. ignore this....
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soiled depends wrote:Well I don't want to talk out of turn here, but I think he fancies the sound of your teeth being hammered out of your gums...

edit: i said too much. ignore this....
I think he prefers the sound of triggered drums, the feline faced fuckwit
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I made a device that attaches to my computers serial port. It sends out all private messages in morse code and taps them out on my balls in a loving and tender manner. So I didn't read your PMs, I felt them gently palpated upon my scrotum.
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Fuck you Keiron, i'm close personal friends with javier..
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Geeheeb wrote:I made a device that attaches to my computers serial port. It sends out all private messages in morse code and taps them out on my balls in a loving and tender manner. So I didn't read your PMs, I felt them gently palpated upon my scrotum.
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Geeheeb wrote:I made a device that attaches to my computers serial port. It sends out all private messages in morse code and taps them out on my balls in a loving and tender manner. So I didn't read your PMs, I felt them gently palpated upon my scrotum.
Listen, I wasn't examining your balls, I was loving your balls.
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soiled depends wrote:Well I don't want to talk out of turn here, but I think he fancies the sound of your teeth being hammered out of your gums...

edit: i said too much. ignore this....

You big fatty!! You talk the talk, but I fear you can`t walk it. Maybe because you aren`t a slim person!....?!
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chris narcosis wrote:
soiled depends wrote:Well I don't want to talk out of turn here, but I think he fancies the sound of your teeth being hammered out of your gums...

edit: i said too much. ignore this....

You big fatty!! You talk the talk, but I fear you can`t walk it. Maybe because you aren`t a slim person!....?!
that's not what I said, that's what he said...clean the shit out of your eyes...
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I try to not read your PMs today, Mike.
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soiled depends wrote:
chris narcosis wrote:
soiled depends wrote:Well I don't want to talk out of turn here, but I think he fancies the sound of your teeth being hammered out of your gums...

edit: i said too much. ignore this....

You big fatty!! You talk the talk, but I fear you can`t walk it. Maybe because you aren`t a slim person!....?!
that's not what I said, that's what he said...clean the shit out of your eyes...


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Geeheeb wrote: serial port.
Is that some mac faggotry or is your comp 15 years old?
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