Hey Riley, You are on blind date with Alicia Witt...

[the awesome Assassin]

You meet... How does the date go?

[Kurt]

A chokehold and quick butt sex out of left field...

[riley-o]

nah, i wouldn't attack the butt, not really my area of expertise

i probably just make a bunch of dumb jokes and she is utterly wowed by my encyclopedic knowledge of r kelly's catalogue

then i say something smooth like "i just got a new bed actually, you should try it out and see if it helps you out with that back trouble..." then i act like i just now realize what i'm saying and i go "i didn't mean... i mean you should try one like it... i wouldn't dream of being that forward with a classy woman like you as i'm much too much of a gentleman..."

but she quickly realizes that i'm the beast so i pretty much spend the next year getting laid hardcore by this broad

[riley-o]

[blastocystosis]

She's not going to let you platinum her pussy.

[father of lies]

This is the second GIS result for the beast. That isn't the right dinosaur...

[Bored, Esq.]

I've noticed this chick is pretty damn sexy until she opens her mouth...

But what am I saying...