If I could be in any bar, at any time....

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I would be at the Gold Room in Echo Park 3 hours ago. I love huge-boobed Latina bartenders in unbuttoned blouses. And a shot+beer for $4.

But that's me at this moment. :dann:
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Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
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whichever bar that hires you.

I mean, you have a kid right?
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You guys are such dicks. Like, what's up man.
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my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
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hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
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wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
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Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
yeah i'm a fucking idiot for having those two slip my mind

to be fair though, i go there when i have money/wanna feel classy, and not go drunk ass ape shit at a bitchin rock n roll show, which believe it or not beats both of those combined

plus the fish n chips at HB made me throw up once
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Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?
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I did pretty good at Divas last night.
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wheatgurm wrote:
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?
Yeah. It's a pretty cool spot. We'll have to go down there sometime. Kevin works at that New Season's store right by there too.
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Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?
Yeah. It's a pretty cool spot. We'll have to go down there sometime. Kevin works at that New Season's store right by there too.
:tup:
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Mari_Mar wrote:I did pretty good at Divas last night.
Pics of your conquest? Let's see some gash.

My bladder just woke me up. I hate that.
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eh_d wrote:fuck i think i know what bar you are talking about moronrod, is it down the street from the echo?
leon used to take us there before shows at the echo, i would have loved to bury my face in some of those bartenders tittays
Yeah I think that's it. They wear these tight skirts around they big asses too. I love those big fucks.
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monsterod wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:I did pretty good at Divas last night.
Pics of your conquest? Let's see some gash.

My bladder just woke me up. I hate that.
Christ. I didn't take pics. I was too "busy".
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mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
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monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?
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Masochrism wrote:
monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?
Not recently. I was just really high and musing on huge-breasted bartenders. I'm gonna try to make my fantasy a reality next weekend though.
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The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
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eh_d wrote:fuck i think i know what bar you are talking about moronrod, is it down the street from the echo?
leon used to take us there before shows at the echo, i would have loved to bury my face in some of those bartenders tittays
Yeah I think that's it. They wear these tight skirts around they big asses too. I love those big fucks.
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monsterod wrote:
Masochrism wrote:
monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?
Not recently. I was just really high and musing on huge-breasted bartenders. I'm gonna try to make my fantasy a reality next weekend though.
Man I'd love to tag along on that.... but my parents will be in town next weekend
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delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.
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Yes, yes, yes. But I mean L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y the size of basketballs. Like bigger than my fucking goddamn head.
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delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.
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delmuerte wrote:Yes, yes, yes. But I mean L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y the size of basketballs. Like bigger than my fucking goddamn head.
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delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.
Wow. Paralyzing to the common man and yet...oddly challenging. One would need to conquer them.
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I'm curious as to measure the pancakosity of the nipple.
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