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Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:08 am

Well said, Brian.
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:12 am

I've probably already said it in this thread, but the first answer that comes to mind is Slaughter of the Soul.
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hipster holocaust wrote:Everything except the catchy track with the piano starting it can fuck off

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You're nuts. I'm gonna listen to it right now because you're such a dick and a fag.
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I'll step up as the guy with the worst taste on this page:

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Symphony rules, but this album has always been pretty boring to me. Not terrible. Some songs are fun, but most of this is bland.


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I liked this when I was younger, but it does nothing for me now. I still LOVE grindcore and it's the genre I listen to most, but I could easily live without ever hearing this album again. No surprises. A bunch of lead-ins to hold your hand so you know what to expect. Long songs. Two or three riffs on a 36-minute album are just not worth the listen for me.

With however many grind bands I can listen to now, I'm not going to put the progenitors on an underserved pedestal. I still listen to old Napalm Death and Repulsion because those songs are GOOD. This, well...
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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None So Vile is a decent album nearly ruined by abysmal vocals. I'll never understand why anyone ever thought Lord Worm was worth a shit.
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:27 am

I think it was because he reminded people of Paul Bearer from WWF

he really seemed like a reanimated ghoul doing the best he could to remember what it was like to have a soul

his onstage banter was so strange... like every time a metal or hard rock act would come around, I'd hear the singer say shit like "Hey Philly... I heard you guys like it hot... so here's one called BURNED ALIVE BY ZOOOMMMBEEEIIGHS!" and they'd growl the last part as the song started to play.

Then another band would come along and the singer would do a Q and A session with the crowd like, "Hey you motherfuckers do you like metal?" and then we would all go yeah but it was never lough enough to hear for some reason so he'd ask it again, so he'd say "I COULDN'T HEAR YOU YOU WERENT BRUTAL ENOUGH DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE FUCKING HEAVY FUCKING METAL" and we'd have to go "Yeah!" again to reassure him that he had booked the correct venue, and then after he was satisfied that we were all as a group actually interested in hearing a heavy metal song he'd go "THATS WHAT I'M FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT PHILLY, GET READY FOR A HEAVY METAL SONG" and then they'd play the song


I remember Lord Worm softly saying shit like "Do you like.... bands? We... are a band."
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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every time this gets bumped i listen to Honor again :twisted: :tup:
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james wrote: I remember Lord Worm softly saying shit like "Do you like.... bands? We... are a band."
That whole post was a cute piece of Jame-in' and all, but I'm generally more interested in music than stage banter.
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everyone on this board except me is gay
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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Buzzoven...more like Bunkoven.
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:02 pm

any album where more than 20% of the overall length consists of blasting. maybe 15%.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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hipster holocaust wrote:Everything except the catchy track with the piano starting it can fuck off

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You're nuts. I'm gonna listen to it right now because you're such a dick and a fag.
spinning right now... haven't spun in ages.. remember the time when first heard ole Cryptopsy. Was jaw dropping and and academic study all in one. Has held the test of time (and I dig Blasphemy and Whisper quite a lot too)
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:26 am

I was trying to listen to that necrophagist the other day and it board me after like two songs.

None so vile is good stuff but not this end all be all it's made out to be. As far as worms vox They are an acquired taste but their off kilteredness and phrasing makes them special
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my friend and i have been geeking out Necrophagist's "Epitaph" over this weekend. it's a near perfect album [that 'Prokofiev' part ruins it for me]. One of the most underrated features on this album are the monotonous vocals - they're enunciated very well and at the same time very guttural. They're not flashy but that's the purpose because the music is.

One of the catchiest albums ever. Fuck you fuckers for hating on this.
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This album usually makes me want to punch whoever put it on. Especially that fucking acoustic song at the beginning.
Came here to post this.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:Image

This album usually makes me want to punch whoever put it on. Especially that fucking acoustic song at the beginning.
Came here to post this.

Ah! Finally! i never really got into this band

also Pig Destroyer.
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I wish Necrophagist would put out another album. I love both Epitaph and Onset :tup:
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pooptastik wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:Image

This album usually makes me want to punch whoever put it on. Especially that fucking acoustic song at the beginning.
Came here to post this.

Ah! Finally! i never really got into this band

also Pig Destroyer.
I like that album ALOT (same for Eyes of God)... but I admit, seeing them live kind of made me more open to the whole discography. TITD is one of those bands that transcend live... feel like Napalm Death like that too. First time saw Today is the Day and Napalm Death touring together in fact
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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