2 years later and this shit still baffles me

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2 years later and this shit still baffles me

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So many questions unanswered.

Did he beat her in the name of metal?

Why did he beat her?

Did she make fun of his band?

Did she make fun of Dio!?

WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE SUCH A METAL BEATING?

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She lookin good nowadays.
turn these off meatman.
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DAMNIT SARAH, YOU CAN'T PLAY A 360 ON AN SDTV

!!!!

GET HER, JAKE!
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PUTTING ELECTRONIC OBJECTS ON YOUR 360 IS ALSO STUPID!

JAKE! WE NEED YOU!
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Violence towards women is not Metal? Tell that to Billy Milano and Oderus Urungus. Not only is it metal, it's funny.
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a girl can develop a lot of crazy in 14 days
"the fuck is this?, the fuck is that?"
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zombiehead wrote:DAMNIT SARAH, YOU CAN'T PLAY A 360 ON AN SDTV

!!!!

GET HER, JAKE!
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zombiehead wrote:Image
he broke my laptop by crushing my head into it.

hahaha.

id give her asshole a beating.
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I like this comment on his band's MySpace page, left by an unknowing fan of his band:

"well thank you very much
HELLO back lol
hope you guys are doing good
and kicking some ass:0) "
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I still love Wally's total lack of imagination in filling in details not specifically captured in the photograph.

Also, :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman:
turn these off meatman.
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i like her wrist and hand combo.
i keep looking at it and laughing.
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I imagine it went something like this



Sarah: So Jake, honey, who do you prefer. Judas Priest or Iron Maiden?

Jake: Iron Maiden of course.

Sarah: What? I thought you were going to say Judas Priest, poser.

Jake: I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN HAMBURGER YOU FAT CUNT

*one hour later*

Sarah: Hello, 911?
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*kyle walks out of his bedroom*

Kyle: You deserve it
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Whatever happened to Wally? I enjoyed his shitty drawings.
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those dudes pull in all the pussy.

that's some serious metal right there.
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BUNGVOX wrote:i like her wrist and hand combo.
i keep looking at it and laughing.
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Ensiferum shirt. I like the cut of Jake's admittedly violent jib.
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i got bored and was looking at my photobucket stats, and this is my highest monthly viewed picture...

i posted it on efukt around the same time i made this, just to see the outsider perspective of the pic.. i guess it sort of went mini-viral

i would love to find out what random message board or blog posted this pic.. i'm half tempting to get photobucket pro just to look it up

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BUNGVOX wrote:those dudes pull in all the pussy.

that's some serious metal right there.

that really sucks for me because I hit the same cunt all the time. i'm fucking dead, man...

And I just airbrushed a butterfly on my ballbag...
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That is a dragged under the bus beating, fuck..
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