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reeEBA wrote:FUCKIN HELL YEAH YOU DO. YOU NEED THAT EXTRA BOOST TO LIVEPOWER YOUR ENGERY DAY.

YOU NEED THAT EXTRA PUNCH IN THE COCK TO REALLY MAXIMIZE YOUR FORCE POTENTIAL.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

1. TAKE SOME FUCKING RED BULL AND MAINLINE THAT SHIT. WORRIED ABOUT CARBONATION!? SHUT THE FAG UP! THERE ARE ALREADY BUBBLES IN OVER 39% OF YOUR BLOODSTREAM MAINFRAME. THE SAME AS A SWELTERING JUNGLE! SO GRAB YOUR TOYS AND FUCKING SPIKE YOURSELF, YOU PANSYTHOUGHT NONEXTREME.



2. DO A GIANT FUCKING LINE OF YAK ALL THE WAY THROUGH A SUPERMARKET AND OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND SHIT. AFTERWARDS YOU CAN GO HANG OUT IN BLAIR'S VAN AND FUCKING TOUNGE HIS EXTREMEHOLE.


3. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE STARTING TO CRASH? OF COURSE YOU ARE, IT'S BEEN OVER 45 SECONDS SINCE YOU SKYPUNCHED YOUR POWERJOURNEY. IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS - IT'S TIME TO FUCKING POSTCRANK THE MEGATENSITY. HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO: I WANT YOU TO TAKE A CLAW HAMMER AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN EACH OF YOUR FUCKING LIMBS. YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, "WELL GEE, I'M A FUCKING PRESTREME PENIS ENTHUSIAST, AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMASH ALL THE BONES IN MY ONE ARM THAT I USED TO SMASH THE BONES IN MY OTHER ARM."

WELL IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THAT THOUGHT I WANT YOU TO THINK OF ALL THE FUCKING VAULT-HUFFING 360 KICKFLIP OLLIE WARRIORS OVER IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW PULLING OUT THIER OWN EYES AND SCREAMING THROUGH OLYMPIC-SIZED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED WITH CUBIC TONS OF LIQUID NITROGEN ON FIRE.

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Necrometer wrote:when it's imperative that we make good time, there's no man but torsan fit for the captain's seat

Necrometer wrote:when it's imperative that we make good time, there's no man but torsan fit for the captain's seat

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