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Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:55 am

This is the roster of my fantasy team:


LES TRUST FUNDERS (0-0)
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS
PG Russell Westbrook, OKC PG
SG O.J. Mayo, Mem SG
SF Danny Granger, Ind SF DTD
PF Paul Millsap, Uta PF
C Al Jefferson, Uta C, PF
G Darren Collison, Ind PG
F Nicolas Batum, Por SF
UTIL Tony Parker, SA PG
UTIL J.J. Hickson, Cle PF
Bench Pau Gasol, LAL PF, C
Bench Leandro Barbosa, Tor SG DTD
Bench Lamar Odom, LAL PF, SF


Nicolas Batum made me look like a genius last night. Holler! Planning on trading Odom and/or Millsap at some point in the season once they return to the bench.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:23 am

This is the new, trve thread. Post here, not that old crap. Look at the assertive title. THIS IS NBA THREAD, not some timid inquiry.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:43 am

Zerohero wrote::immediateresponsetothurberpost:
bettre if i tipe liek thiss, mens?

I mis old tymie b-ballgame. Knowe? Veeled race-ist rant. BLORM!
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:45 am

Sorry man, I won't post in this gay LEBRON titled thread.

It's my way of saying fuck that guy.


I prefer the YOU BEEN WATCHING thread, compiled by the great vinnie vincent.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:50 am

Hahaha, look at Background Bosh playing his role perfectly....
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:54 am

Zerohero wrote:Sorry man, I won't post in this gay LEBRON titled thread.

It's my way of saying fuck that guy.


I prefer the YOU BEEN WATCHING thread, compiled by the great vinnie vincent.
I'm no fan of LeBron, it was a barb directed at this Heat "saturation" ( :gong: ) by mainstream ( :blackmeadow: ) sports outlets.
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HeyWard wrote:
Zerohero wrote:Sorry man, I won't post in this gay LEBRON titled thread.

It's my way of saying fuck that guy.


I prefer the YOU BEEN WATCHING thread, compiled by the great vinnie vincent.
I'm no fan of LeBron, it was a barb directed at this Heat "saturation" ( :gong: ) by mainstream ( :blackmeadow: ) sports outlets.
Yeah I can dig it.

I guess I can post here if this is thee goto thread.

I like how they were making excuses last night like Well OF course the Heat is losing now because Miller is OUT, but he'll be back in January and Heat will win 500-9 every game after that. LOL

They had a guy nailin' threes for them last night. Mike miller mike schmiller.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Molester Stallone wrote:fuck basketball...no one fucking cares about basketball.
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guardianoftheblind wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote:fuck basketball...no one fucking cares about basketball.
yep

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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great white north no like the blacky sport
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^yup
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:07 pm

I think ahmma post in the NHL thread. stir up the pot a little.
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check out this sick fucking dunk, dudes. legendary. (saw the link on Scott Van Pelt's blog)

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5731994

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Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:51 pm

why even click on a thread for a sport you dont care for? HUH? WHY ANDREW?
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:14 pm

I'm adopting the Thunder as my Western Conference team of choice. I like that Durant is a no frills no ego dude on Russell Westbrook can flat out ball. Tons of talent and if they can put it together, the Lakers should be worried.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:51 pm

Hahaha, Cavs beat the Celtics. :moreawesome: :theylive: :moreawesome:
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Kings game wasn't even streamed earlier, which shows how much the world cares about them and the T'Wolves. Now got the Dubs and Rockets on my computer with hockey on TV. Does this count as gluttony?
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where da defense at?
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Fucking Houston broadcaster guy tried his hand at a hockey analogy. He said "poke check" when it was actually akin to a hip check. Texas...
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:33 am

So tempted to get the broadband league pass. $100 is a little steep but oh so many games.
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Molester Stallone wrote:Monta Ellis is fucking showin' it tonight.

This thread should be renamed ELLIS ELLIS ELLIS ELLIS.

Dude woulda had fifty if he didn't blow a pile of free throws at the tail end of the game.

Golden State is one of the teams I plan to watch... I'm already a fan of Curry and David Lee.

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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krudmonk wrote:Kings game wasn't even streamed earlier, which shows how much the world cares about them and the T'Wolves. Now got the Dubs and Rockets on my computer with hockey on TV. Does this count as gluttony?


Everythings streaming, free trial from NBA broadband for until the end of the month, mens.

Can even re-watch at your convenience from the archives---that's the one feature i like best about it. You can do what you want, and start the game you want from scratch when you finally get home.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Pisscubes wrote:Go Cavs? :cry:
Cavs will 100% certain go 0-82, proving they didn't lift a finger to have anything but D-league guys to surround the king, which completely justifies the decision. And that clown they hired to coach--never heard of him. :awesome:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.