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Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:38 am

Zerohero wrote:Jerry West "consultant" I think might have built a new dynasty.
Warriors fucking clobbering everyone from every aspect of the game.
it's still kind of amazing to me how great they are on both sides of the ball. i mean, the biggest negs are that they don't get to the line that often, as in out of proportion to the amount of threes they take when you compare them to, say, the rockets or clippers; and it's not like bogut is thaaat much better from the line than howard or jordan to mitigate a hack strategy. i mean their offense isn't as conducive to reach-in fouls as either the clips or rockets. i don't know, it's kinda concerning, but not really when you consider they don't put the other team on the line that much.

and they don't rebound that well. like, on either side of the ball. that could catch up with them in the playoffs, probably more than the ft/fga thing. but those are literally their only glaring weaknesses, and neither is a thing a team could like exploit in such a way that it would tilt the balance of a series i don't think. even if they get fewer possessions out of it, they're so much more efficient on offense, it'd probably come out in the wash—and they're just better on defense, too. cheat code shit.
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Zerohero wrote: Warriors fucking clobbering everyone from every aspect of the game.
Mark Jackson was just that shitty, wasn't he?
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:32 am

Ray wrote:
Zerohero wrote: Warriors fucking clobbering everyone from every aspect of the game.
Mark Jackson was just that shitty, wasn't he?

they weren't too shabby with him last year... how much is Kerr making them this good, I dunno.. he's not fucking it up thats for sure.
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You might even say that he's making it better. How could you not say he's easily the superior coach? And it's all first year, baby. Jackson I will not say is a bad coach, I just think he's a shithead. Of course Warriors need to do some playoff damage and may just end up being a new version of the Sonics or Blazers in the 90's.

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Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:42 pm

jackson's offensive sets last year made no sense considering the personnel, and it's not even like he is some dogmatic system guy either, just sorta lost. i get that curry is a pg but he's fucking money from three—and jackson didn't think to have somebody else bring up the ball so steph can come off screens for the catch and shoot? i'll even forgive not using klay as a primary ballhandler last year, because i don't think we knew how good he could be creating off the dribble, but not using bringing bogut out to the blocks/top of the key to take advantage of his well-established good passing and the spacing it sets up was completely idiotic.
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Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:54 pm

So Derrick Rose needs surgery on his knee again. Sounds like we're halfway through the season...
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:06 am

Ray wrote:So Derrick Rose needs surgery on his knee again. Sounds like we're halfway through the season...

I think his explosive style demands more of his knees than they are built to take. now after all these knee injuries (both of 'em), they can't take it... even though he sorta held back it seemed last year.

Hospitals sure getting rich off him thats for sure.

and speaking of bionic knees, i'm pretty sure Westbrook is a cyborg.. Guy has won me over..he sure is fun to watch.
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:19 am

you have to wonder if this is a rose-as-bag-of-glass scenario, or a grant hill situation wherein the medical staff just doesn't get it; thinking back to the omer asik playing on a broken leg situation in 2011, yeah, that's my hypothesis now: shit medical staff run by shit people.
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:41 am

Toilet Fleet wrote:you have to wonder if this is a rose-as-bag-of-glass scenario, or a grant hill situation wherein the medical staff just doesn't get it; thinking back to the omer asik playing on a broken leg situation in 2011, yeah, that's my hypothesis now: shit medical staff run by shit people.

I dunno... with the $$$$ on the line, Rose can afford to get a 2nd, 3rd and 4th opinion with best in the world. Whether he's done that or just trusted the staff... .. you could be right.
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:05 am

nothing to wonder, he's washed up & not worth the $ any more
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Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:54 am

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Toilet Fleet wrote:you have to wonder if this is a rose-as-bag-of-glass scenario, or a grant hill situation wherein the medical staff just doesn't get it; thinking back to the omer asik playing on a broken leg situation in 2011, yeah, that's my hypothesis now: shit medical staff run by shit people.

I dunno... with the $$$$ on the line, Rose can afford to get a 2nd, 3rd and 4th opinion with best in the world. Whether he's done that or just trusted the staff... .. you could be right.
also, and i may be making this up, but didn't the bulls play luol deng into a stress fracture not too long ago? i'm just saying there may be a pattern here. the ultimate test will be if gasol thrives beyond this year, because so much can go so wrong for that dude so fast.

detroit's within striking distance. stan van 8) love their trade deadline moves, and i think they're in notably better position than pretty much anybody other than indiana to get that 8th seed
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Toilet Fleet wrote:you have to wonder if this is a rose-as-bag-of-glass scenario, or a grant hill situation wherein the medical staff just doesn't get it; thinking back to the omer asik playing on a broken leg situation in 2011, yeah, that's my hypothesis now: shit medical staff run by shit people.

I dunno... with the $$$$ on the line, Rose can afford to get a 2nd, 3rd and 4th opinion with best in the world. Whether he's done that or just trusted the staff... .. you could be right.
also, and i may be making this up, but didn't the bulls play luol deng into a stress fracture not too long ago? i'm just saying there may be a pattern here. the ultimate test will be if gasol thrives beyond this year, because so much can go so wrong for that dude so fast.

detroit's within striking distance. stan van 8) love their trade deadline moves, and i think they're in notably better position than pretty much anybody other than indiana to get that 8th seed
Detroit had the cavs down by 12 last night, before the pistons went ice ice cold (cavs did play some d in 2nd).. Those bigs are good, and Van Gundy is such a solid coach. Just need a bit more talent and can be a player.. I'd like to see them make the playoffsn instead Brooklyn Schnooklyn f that dumb franchise (though I like their coach too TBQH)...
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Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:18 pm

what no one likes the NBA anymore

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Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:42 pm

i was waiting for the playoffs after the ncaas tbqh

paul pierce is old, and has been playing old man basketball since he was 28. he's so money this time of year. glad he's on any team othe rthan those damnable nets. str8 trash.

figure this: the celtics somehow made the playoffs. given most likely shakeout, they will have two first round picks this coming draft, and three first round picks the year after. might be interesting.
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Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:57 pm

Toilet Fleet wrote:i was waiting for the playoffs after the ncaas tbqh

paul pierce is old, and has been playing old man basketball since he was 28. he's so money this time of year. glad he's on any team othe rthan those damnable nets. str8 trash.

figure this: the celtics somehow made the playoffs. given most likely shakeout, they will have two first round picks this coming draft, and three first round picks the year after. might be interesting.

I watched that RapTurds and Wizards game... what a bunch of shit shooting. I though Beal was supposed to be the next Ray Allen. Shot more like Ray Guitarzan Stevens than Ray Allen. John Wall can't shoot for shit either... Toronto shot like hockey players shooting not with sticks but with dicks. That game was an abomination.

Thanks the SLH I got to tune into Golden State for a spell to see professional caliber shootin'
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Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:47 am

Ray wrote:what no one likes the NBA anymore
not until may 20th :betternotstartanyshit:




j/k would be watching spurs clips butt ew tonight, butt been hearing so much shit chat about how clips can beat spurs. is it because i keep listening to espn l.a. LIKE AN IDIOT? i think jeff katz
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was comparing clips big 3 vs. spurs big 3 and was saying spurs too olde butt i guess these FUCKING RETARDS forget that spurs got diaw, green, patty mills, bonner, etc etc and clips have got turkoglo and hawes. fuck i hope this is a sweep
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Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:11 pm

Some shitty games today. Clappers look pretty good.
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Mon Apr 20, 2015 6:40 am

CP3 was playing out of his mind...will not be an easy team to beat when he's playing like that and hitting from distance. Griffin was dunking with such authority---he might just blow another knee out on landing from one of them there moon slams. Have to give them credit, after the half spurs thought they were going to close that small lead, but clappers never let up on offense.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:39 pm

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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:15 pm

What's your problem faggot? Believing the Mavs stood some kind of chance because OHHH THE ROCKETTH THUCK JAMES HOWARD SUCKS AT SHOOTING TOO MANY FREE THROWS suck my dick assholes
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:16 pm

Look whatever will happen to the Rockets it'll be heartbreaking for me anyway but come the fuck on. mavericks... shut up
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:53 pm

also vern is on his way over there to punch you in the dick
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:58 pm

Laker fan duo gotta focus on something I guess. I get it... it's alright.

Turns out Rojon Rando is just a typical hunk :brule:
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