man-crush thread, post your man-crushes

[copstache]

[Friendly Goatus]

THE HERF QUEST OF UNKNOWN KADATH

NYARLATHOHERF

[Gay for Cock]

1:30 on...

I just finished watching all three seasons of Deadwood last week. Christ, I miss that show.

[Toilet Fleet]

I don't even care, I love this dude.

[riley-o]

[Introvert]

IN THE SHADOW OF THE HERFFS

Going down....in......flames?

[Gay for Cock]

[Necrometer]

Wilbherf Whately

[father of lies]

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i'd stuff as many of my dicks in here as i possibly could

[escape goat]

you're a woman and that's a crush (aka "infatuation"). man crushes are for men.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I don't even care, I love this dude.

yeah, some schlep got laid because he looks like him. dude now lives in brooklyn, i bet hipster john knows him...or has played shows with him...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you're a woman and that's a crush (aka "infatuation"). man crushes are for men.

no.

[escape goat]

you're an amelia and that's a crush (aka "infatuation"). man crushes are for men.

yes.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

pre-tty sure i said, "probably not."

don't argue this, drunk boy. riley can back me up faster than a loaf of bread -- i have nothing but hatred and predation in my soul. this is a man-crush. doesn't matter whether or not i just wish to crush him while pretending he's a man....

[escape goat]

pre-tty sure i said, "probably not."

don't argue this, drunk boy. riley can back me up faster than a loaf of bread -- i have nothing but hatred and predation in my soul. this is a man-crush. doesn't matter whether or not i just wish to crush him while pretending he's a man....

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[riley-o]

he's right that you're incapable of a man-crush because a man-crush is based on respect and admiration

all you are feeling is some desperation for the brief satisfaction attained by fucking someone's name and trying to attach yourself to their worth as a person based on your imaginings of the perception of others

but you can't even grow honour that way

[escape goat]

he's right that you're incapable of a man-crush because a man-crush is based on respect and admiration

who's fucking bread-backed NOW!?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Riley is simply projecting his failures with the 'fairer' sex...I don't even think he's talking about me, but just assigning traits to me based on previous interactions and observations...


what could i gain from patrick fugit? im terrible at fucking and honestly value different types of soul transactions much more...respect and admiration? i've got it right hyere....

[Necrometer]

stop posting you shit

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

sstop having a giant egghead, egghead

ssstop it

[Necrometer]

[escape goat]

worthy man-crush

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i'm not watching that. terrible angle and im very into angles, even more than dave m.

[riley-o]

respect and admiration? i've got it right hyere....

you've got neither

only self-serving cunting

forever