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the rewards bestowed on me because of my righteous beard periods far outweigh the drawbacks of women not holding the elevator for me and not getting out of their cars when they see me in the parking lot.
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Yeah, I mean there's always been a target demographic for the well-bearded I suppose, but now is a total bonus round. It's like me lucking out for being a glasses-wearing faggy nerd who somehow came of age right when it became awesome to have giant nerd glasses.
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yeah i'm aware of how transient these things are and i'll glady ride that wave
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father of lies wrote:Today I sat down at the front of the bus, on my way home from an orientation hike with the River Revitalization Foundation for class, and the older guy on the next bench over got up and moved away from me. That never happened before I got myself a wild, unkempt beard.

Definitely a sign to shave FOL. I had a somewhat similar experience last month when the cashier at my regular grocery spot asked me if I was paying with food stamps. :? I'm pretty sure I shaved that same night.
Sign to shave? Are you crazy? Now old white people actually sit next to black teenagers instead of me. I get seats to myself because 19 year old college girls and baby boomers think I'm a murderer. It's PRETTY RAD.
I'm all for the beardage, but if you were coming back from a hike is it possible that you just smelled real bad?
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Nah mans I generally smell like orange flower water and cinnamon and shit. He kept giving me dirty looks the whole time.

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dude. dude. yes, dude. yes! do that shit.
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I just wish he was a little taller.
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I just wish he was a little taller.
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I hate that fucking guy.
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Although I enjoy him, he comes off like such a douche in Kitchen Confidential.
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