Scott Pilgrim vs. The World should get an award......

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riley was i mistaken in my long-held understanding that you were a connoisseur of old-school video games?
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trite reference (that's simultaneously fawning and ironic) to something i like is not something i like
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i rest my fucking case, fucking noah
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and certainly if you saw it prior to the existence of this thread you would've been a G enough to brush it off and certainly not turn around and make a New Thread about it for fucks sake..
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I forgot to mention that my dear real-life friend cameron was as peturbed as I was about this film. That's why he's a dear friend, he understands......

I should also point out that this movie was filmed essentially down the street from where I lived for several years, and while the "old school video game" references were annoying enough, I will grudgingly give it credit for being accurate in it's portrayal of vapid know nothings, which essentially explains why I only go downtown to purchase records and then immediately after, leave......

It made my beloved city look like a stinking turd, highlighting the worst people there...... I'm ashamed, because while I love my city I hope those sorts of people get thrown in the death camps.......
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I still can't believe fbts is white knighting this piece of shit........
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i can't believe you still have the balls to stick your face back in this thread after i've concluded it rather devastating fashion over and over and over..

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I don't think you've even remotely come close to that....... I mean I could be wrong here but by all means continue championing the michael cera film that's full of ironic 20 somethings and continually references old school video games.......
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Had a rice protein, almond, and strawberry shake with a granny smith apple, multigrain bagel, and black coffee this morning.

I hate seeing good friends fight like this.
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ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...

so is this like a Toronto Hipster version of NapoLEON Dynomite?
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Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
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hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here...

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I hate seeing good friends fight like this.
We're not that close......
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Saw it last night. Movie ruled. I'm surprised it gets so much hate here, it was very funny and very original. Plus that girl... wow.
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Ghost Dad wrote:
Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
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noah thirteen wrote:I don't think you've even remotely come close to that....... I mean I could be wrong here but by all means continue championing the michael cera film that's full of ironic 20 somethings and continually references old school video games.......

In one paragraph you have managed to sound like both a grumpy old man and a whiny faggot teenager. Good job.
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Zerohero wrote:
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Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
he thinks he's the eyebrows guy, but he's the white hair guy.

and really, you guys are fawning over this fucking girl? the pink hair is fugly. you'd have to be a complete moron to even consider watching something as dumb as this, but i digress.
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Zerohero wrote:
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Zerohero wrote:ne'er heard of this movie, but googled the dvd box cover...
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:idea:

Which one of those guys on the box is Noah?
Just based on the box art here, but I don't care if Cera trained with Bruce Lee himself. There is no way a little scrub of a geek like him could take on a dude with glowing eyes that also has smoke coming out of them. This is not opinion, it is fact, and I boycott this film on this claim alone. Boycott I say to YOU!
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Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
It's more like a bunch of anime fight scenes, intentionally unrealistic and over the top.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
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Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.
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The Bill wrote:
Zerohero wrote:Does he actually 'rassle these guys, or just challenge them to a game on Atari?
I know he gets into physical altercations with these gents due to what I've seen from the commercials. Maybe instead of grown up men he was fighting a retarded midget, a ballerina, a house cat, a house plant, and an unopened jar of pickles, then I might have given this flick a chance.

That sounds like a Crispin Glover flick.
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This thread almost makes me want to check out this movie.
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ratanda wrote:This thread almost makes me want to check out this movie.
Let us know what you think.......
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