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RIP jb RIP
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Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:48 pm

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I hear more and more people pronouncing the letter Z as "zee". Not happy about it!
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zed's dead, baby
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:53 pm

Guys, we owe it to our shareholders to have high quality production and customer service...
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Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:17 pm

No complaint on "Buy one get one," huh? Isn't that typically how things work?
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forgot to share this gem from my last job
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:57 pm

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Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:57 pm

Just listened to my boss say, "Sorry I've been trying to untangle myself from many ribbons. That one simply fell through the cracks and I was unable to connect the dots on it. I definitely want to move forward on this in the near future though."
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Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:59 pm

I think your boss defintately needs his cock sucked...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad

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Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:41 pm

you guys, like, realize this is all the byproduct of pc fucknology. riley's boss really wanted to be all like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuq disshit" be he can't do that til he gets home and cries into his cereal for dinner.
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Wed May 15, 2013 9:48 pm

I don't have the bandwidth to take on another project.
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Will you be able to parallel path these projects on identical timelines? If not we may have to table one for now...
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My store got sold and my new boss keeps talking about curb appeal and "The eyeball impact of our wow statement"

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Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:07 pm

uttering crap like 'wow statement'can fetch a nigga a quick trip to the ovens.
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both of those posts got me
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Best practices
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An e-mail was sent around about bank-wide "targets." One such target was "eradicate superfluous correspondence jargon."

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E-mail deleted. Already ahead of the company in meeting 2015 objectives.
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:41 pm

holy shit
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thanks for circling back guys
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i'm fluent in that same idea space
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