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RIP jb RIP

Necrometer wrote:

I hear more and more people pronouncing the letter Z as "zee". Not happy about it!

zed's dead, baby

Guys, we owe it to our shareholders to have high quality production and customer service...

No complaint on "Buy one get one," huh? Isn't that typically how things work?

forgot to share this gem from my last job

http://proactivedynamicsynergy.com/#

Proactive Dynamic Synergy's cross-functional market analysis provides aspirational benchmarking of enterprise-wide functionality. Studies have proven this to deliver knowledge management via mission-critical mindshare multitasking resulting in strategic risk management to help recontextualise key business methodologies. With high impact optimisation for proactive streamlining, this service hits the ground running and touches base with user-centric whiteboarded blue-sky specifications. Smartsizing cost-centered mission paradigms will reconceptualise actionable operations.

Just listened to my boss say, "Sorry I've been trying to untangle myself from many ribbons. That one simply fell through the cracks and I was unable to connect the dots on it. I definitely want to move forward on this in the near future though."

I think your boss defintately needs his cock sucked...

you guys, like, realize this is all the byproduct of pc fucknology. riley's boss really wanted to be all like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuq disshit" be he can't do that til he gets home and cries into his cereal for dinner.

I don't have the bandwidth to take on another project.

Will you be able to parallel path these projects on identical timelines? If not we may have to table one for now...

My store got sold and my new boss keeps talking about curb appeal and "The eyeball impact of our wow statement"

uttering crap like 'wow statement'can fetch a nigga a quick trip to the ovens.

both of those posts got me

I think we need to be more transparent in our opinions

Best practices

An e-mail was sent around about bank-wide "targets." One such target was "eradicate superfluous correspondence jargon."



E-mail deleted. Already ahead of the company in meeting 2015 objectives.

holy shit

thanks for circling back guys