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there's going to be some overtime opportunities coming up very shortly

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
aka you're working saturday fuck-face
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Teebore wrote:there's going to be some overtime opportunities coming up very shortly

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aka you're working saturday fuck-face
ahahaha! We are SO not this polite at work. We are currently short 3 people and have a lot of OT for the holidays. There is an OT sign-up sheet in the office, on our white board that just says "sign up or get signed up" next to it in black marker.
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"Alright, good meeting folks. I'll pulse that out to the rest of the team. Jon, we'll have a one-on-one dialogue about that action item later."
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Pisscubes wrote:
ungodlywarlock wrote:"Alright, good meeting folks. I'll pulse that out to the rest of the team. Jon, we'll have a one-on-one dialogue about that action item later."
Let's talk about this off-line.
Ah fuck, I hate that one.
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How have none of you attacked or choked any of those people?
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All of us need to step up to the plate, be team players and work in synergy.
Let's be pro-active and set up a day for a deep-dive.
We have to come up with a sustainable solution, ping me around 10.
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Geoff can you come up with some good team building activities in your down time?
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I would rather scoop ice cream for my entire life for peanuts than have to hear this kind of shit on a regular basis.
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Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
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What exactly are your core capabilities?
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Hell-haine wrote:It is what it is.
That's what I like to call a success-aversive attitude. You've got to be less reality-susceptible: It is what you make it. "Ball-shirting", you say? Look again. It's shirt-balling. Dot com.
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escape goat wrote:
Hell-haine wrote:It is what it is.
That's what I like to call a success-aversive attitude. You've got to be less reality-susceptible: It is what you make it. "Ball-shirting", you say? Look again. It's shirt-balling. Dot com.
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:People, if we continue to progress at this rate, we'll reach the vortex of criticality.
This statement builds to the point of making you uncomfortable..... just sayin. Thought I was gonna die while reading it.
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father of lies wrote:I would rather scoop ice cream for my entire life for peanuts than have to hear this kind of shit on a regular basis.
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:People, if we continue to progress at this rate, we'll reach the vortex of criticality.
This statement builds to the point of making you uncomfortable..... just sayin. Thought I was gonna die while reading it.
My dad has a list of stupid things said by the boss in Dilbert that he would use as fake answers on tests in school. "Vortex of Criticality" is EASILY my dad's favorite.
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Hell-haine wrote:It is what it is.
That's just a hateful '09 cliche in general. My least favorite for '10 is "sustainable/bility."
turn these off meatman.
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...as with all projects, we have a cone of uncertainty....
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Team, we're really going to have to step up to the plate and buckle down on all actionable issues. If it's possible towards the end of this week we're gonna wanna get some think-time in and really collate our thoughts and ideas in an effort to grease the track and get where we'd all like to be.
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That will be done in the phase two.
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