2011 Pro Wrestlers Dead Pool

[zombiehead]

Get your score cards ready, thread will be closed on the 1st and revived next year, If I remember.

The higher your pick, the more points you get. Pick 10 pro wrestlers that will die in 2011. Simple. Ready. GO!

1. Konnan
2. Raven
3. Big Show
4. Paul Bearer
5. Jim Neidhart
6. Scott Norton
7. Marty Jannetty
8. Perry Saturn
9. Lex Luger
10. Scott Hall

[Teebore]

Big Show seems to be a solid pick; I don't think anyone in his family lives over 50.

[zombiehead]

well. fuck..

[soiled depends]

I hope people who watch wrestling finally fucking grow a pair of balls in 2011 and turn it off.

If only I had high hopes that these hopeless assholes had a hope of acting like men instead of little fairy boys....

[RHT]

Jake the Snake
Terry Funk
Not Saturn, but the other guy from the Eliminators
Iron Shiek

[zombiehead]

Not Saturn, but the other guy from the Eliminators

dead

[RHT]

Not Saturn, but the other guy from the Eliminators

dead

Figures.

[copstache]

golddust/ dusty rhodes/ whatever he goes by these days

[soiled depends]

the guy wearing the sparkly blue panties..

[IFryKids]

I think Lex Luger already died. Too lazy to look it up.

[The Schwartz]

he didn't die, I like how you xasthur fans actually think Terry Funk will die

[IFryKids]

OK, I looked it up and you're right. They should just take every wrestler that retires out back and line them up in front of a firing squad, it's not like they'll last long anyways.

Except for Jake Roberts, he's the Keith Richards of wrestling.

[The Schwartz]

guess who's not dying

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[valgalder]

Jake the Snake
Terry Funk
Not Saturn, but the other guy from the Eliminators
Iron Shiek

Terry Funk will never die!

(i'll pick Dory though..)

[Tony Twist]

Jim Duggan
Brian Knobbs
Ed Leslie (AKA Brutus the Barber Beefcake)
Akeem/One Man Gang
Val Venis
X-Pac



I want to say one of the Bushwackers but I bet those fuckers are immortal or some shit.

[Turd Murder]

I wish that 2011 could be the year that no wrestler has to die due to their lifestyle choices, maybe just one or two of old age or cauliflower ear.

Buttttttt, if I had to make one, the top of my list is Jeff Hardy. He's living and working wreckless and if TNA doesn't reel him in and stop exploiting his popularity they're gonna have a neon body-painted high flyer corpse on their hands.

Also to appear on this list: 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas. That I think will happen from a vision/dream I had the other night. I was sad to hear he went, because he is one of the great heels in the business.

The Undertaker will go quietly in his sleep, after having his Wrestlemania streak broken by a returning Triple H, in an awkward Hell in the Cell match.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I'd rassle the ever living fuck out of The Anvil's daughter.

[copstache]

hehaha i forgot about one man gang.loved that dude

[zombiehead]

I'd rassle the ever living fuck out of The Anvil's daughter.

pics

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Did Kerry Von Erich knock up Heather Locklear?

[copstache]

[Tony Twist]

hehaha i forgot about one man gang.loved that dude

I felt compelled to look him up. It appears he's still wrastlin'. Quick, someone book him for your birthday party!

http://www.athletepromotions.com/athlet ... -agent.php

[riley-o]

tully blanchard
diamond dallas page
big van vader
general adnan
koko b ware
tugboat
bobby eaton
ricky morton
randy orton (high profile save the industry from itself pick)

[Tony Twist]

How in the fuck is Tully Blanchard not dead already? I remember he got dropped from Survivor Series in 1989, literally at the last minute, for coke or whatever fucking shit he was ingesting at the time. They barely acknowledged it either. He was part of a tag team and all of a sudden he vanished, without any rhyme or reason, hahaha.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

golddust/ dusty rhodes/ whatever he goes by these days

You mean Dustin Rhodes right?