Unstoppable 2010 Toboggan Thread

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Tobogganing on a bunny hill in Bankview, Calgary



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Looks like everyone in the world is afraid of tobogganing...

Here's a hole I put in the hard-pack with my head when I was 17. My sister thought I died that day, one other asshole broke his femur and a father coming down the hill to check on his son broke his collar bone... all within 30 minutes of each other.
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You think I'm full of shit? A couple hours after that I was floating above my own body.
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This should be an Olympic sport.
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electronicham wrote:God damn it I am fucking jealous
YOU HAVE SNOW ALL AROUND YOU.

When i was a kid we used to cut open a cardboard box and shoot down teh hill. Fucking get on it.
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Aren't you in Fairbanks or something?
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No-one toboggans...

What a bunch of fucking assholes around here.
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Garbage Hill, as its called is close to my house. Will be attending it soon. There are other places outside of the city where you can wreck your tail bone. Would be nice to check them out but I forget where they are. It used to be fun to wreck GT snow racers out there...
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Tailbone?! Do you sit down to pee too??

Fucking get out there!
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soiled depends wrote:Image

Garbage Hill, as its called is close to my house. Will be attending it soon. There are other places outside of the city where you can wreck your tail bone. Would be nice to check them out but I forget where they are. It used to be fun to wreck GT snow racers out there...

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Went out to Spruce Woods this past weekend:

The snow was pretty loose and they actually shaved a few degrees off the hill so it was nowhere near as awesome as it used to be.

The woman's 3 year old nephew tobogganing for the first time:
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You fucking assholes aren't getting away with another year of no tobogganing...

I might just start this weekend.
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never had any near death experiences... but first time I ever had the wind knocked out of me was landing in a ditch at the bottom of a toboggan run and damn, I thunk I was gonna die. Luckily no broken limbs.



Black Jacques wrote:Looks like everyone in the world is afraid of tobogganing...

Here's a hole I put in the hard-pack with my head when I was 17. My sister thought I died that day, one other asshole broke his femur and a father coming down the hill to check on his son broke his collar bone... all within 30 minutes of each other.
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You think I'm full of shit? A couple hours after that I was floating above my own body.
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Did a few rounds at garbage hill today. no snow pants!

assholes here on this board prefer to scream and cry about an inch of snow like it's the fucking end of the world....instead of participating one one of nature's finest activities...

bitches, every last one of them...
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So fun today. Pretty wussy hill... seemed so much bigger when I was a kid... but fast enough to jar my insides.

So proud of my friend's little girl too. Only her 2nd time tobogganing and she was taking runs at the sled and going down head first.

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I gotta figure out one of them snow suits for El Niño.
Call me out if I'm not back with toboggin content before new years.
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those last two videos you posted reminded me of that scene in point break when johnny jumps out and after bhodi. so fucking awesome
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ghost boner wrote:those last two videos you posted reminded me of that scene in point break when johnny jumps out and after bhodi. so fucking awesome
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I was thinking it looked more like F-Zero on Supernintendo and I was the green car trying to catch up to the blue.
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soiled depends wrote:Did a few rounds at garbage hill today. no snow pants!

assholes here on this board prefer to scream and cry about an inch of snow like it's the fucking end of the world....instead of participating one one of nature's finest activities...

bitches, every last one of them...

maybe these east coast suckjobs will take advantage of their light dusting by cutting apart a cardboard box and using it for fun before the military comes to the resuce of their dried up p.ussies...
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Took Mitch Jr., for his first time today... Hit a tree twice and he took out some asshole who was walking up the middle of the hill instead of the side...
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Went Nightboggan on a small hill... (small but has light) Photobucket what a turd...
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