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Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:04 pm

So my friend is gonna be on some reality show called Craft Wars and it's hosted by Tori Spelling.
I watched an episode. She is weird looking.

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that's all i've got.

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:20 pm

Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:49 pm

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.

I thought Ted only played state fairs and USO shows these days?

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:51 pm

I don't care if he was joking or meant it from the bottom of his heart, that is fucking awesome.
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:04 pm

I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:13 pm

I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.
Haha,

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Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:22 pm

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.
I can't stand Ted Nugent......
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:43 pm

The Torsion wrote:I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.
How dare you, sir. How dare you.

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Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:08 am

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Sixteen Marshall 4x12s (actual, working 4x12s, not plywood props like Slayer uses), twelve Les Paul Standards and two 175s... for fucking decoration. I take this as a personal insult.
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Caint see shit
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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:46 am

Working another god damn Obama thing in New Hampshire.

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Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:05 am

Kenny G tonight.

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I bet Kenny G's vagina has the same perm.



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Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:52 am

This is the first stage plot I've ever seen that has a picture of the artist on it.

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Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:58 pm

that's a "this pussy is like smooth peanut butter" smile
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Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:13 pm

Kenny G: I need to cut my fingernails.

Producer: OK. I think we have some nail clippers in our first aid kit.

Kenny G: If you have scissors actually, that would be great.

Producer: Ummm... yes. We have scissors.

Kenny G: Groovy.


.......


Kenny G cuts his fingernails with scissors.

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Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:07 pm

that kenny g shit is too good

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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning

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Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:45 pm

Only about half of the ten black people in the audience are ushers who work here. That's much more than I expected.

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Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:23 am

:tup: :tup:

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Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:29 am

Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
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Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :pizza:
MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA

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Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:41 pm

Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
holy shit...

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Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:49 pm

Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
oh my fucking god :lol: :lol: :lol:

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