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Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:04 pm
by Assplay!!!
So my friend is gonna be on some reality show called Craft Wars and it's hosted by Tori Spelling.
I watched an episode. She is weird looking.

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that's all i've got.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:20 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:49 pm
by Pistol Whip
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Ted Nugent just said he'd beat us to death with his cane if we didn't have the opening act's gear cleared offstage in the 30 minute allotted time.

Ted Nugent has a cane.

I thought Ted only played state fairs and USO shows these days?

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:51 pm
by hipster holocaust
I don't care if he was joking or meant it from the bottom of his heart, that is fucking awesome.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:04 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:13 pm
by The Torsion
I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:22 pm
by Introvert
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:I tried to get a picture of Introvert rocking out up front while taking pictures of Nugent... rocking out.

At least, I'm pretty sure that guy I see at shows all the time taking pictures is Introvert.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Introvert.
I can't stand Ted Nugent......

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:43 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
The Torsion wrote:I wonder if any of these stories are exaggerated.
How dare you, sir. How dare you.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:08 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
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Sixteen Marshall 4x12s (actual, working 4x12s, not plywood props like Slayer uses), twelve Les Paul Standards and two 175s... for fucking decoration. I take this as a personal insult.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:15 am
by hipster holocaust
Caint see shit

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:19 am
by hipster holocaust
:fp:

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:46 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
Working another god damn Obama thing in New Hampshire.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:05 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
Kenny G tonight.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:54 am
by Gay for Cock
I bet Kenny G's vagina has the same perm.



Thread rules. :invcross:

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:52 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
This is the first stage plot I've ever seen that has a picture of the artist on it.

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Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:58 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
that's a "this pussy is like smooth peanut butter" smile

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:13 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
Kenny G: I need to cut my fingernails.

Producer: OK. I think we have some nail clippers in our first aid kit.

Kenny G: If you have scissors actually, that would be great.

Producer: Ummm... yes. We have scissors.

Kenny G: Groovy.


.......


Kenny G cuts his fingernails with scissors.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:07 pm
by Necrometer
that kenny g shit is too good

:tup:

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:45 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
Only about half of the ten black people in the audience are ushers who work here. That's much more than I expected.

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:15 am
by Eight Foot Manchild

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:23 am
by Chevalier Mal Fet
:tup: :tup:

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:29 am
by Gay for Cock
Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:31 am
by hipster holocaust
:lol: :lol: :lol: :pizza:

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:41 pm
by a world of no
Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
holy shit...

Re: Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:49 pm
by GoreyGibbler
Gay for Cock wrote:Was that the outline of a microphone at the :31 mark or are you just happy to see Kenny G?
oh my fucking god :lol: :lol: :lol: