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Yeah that was it. I couldn't remember but according to fucking google (HOW IS ALL INFORMATION ONLINE) that was the dude. He played a guitar.

Kriss or Kross died. I don't know who is who but here you go.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/0 ... html?clear

Oh fuck that's depressing. He took a breath; woe, for that is something he will never ever ever do again.

what is ke$ha

ok ive heard that

im watching conan interview her and its making me so uncomfortable and she;s talking about playing the piano with her tits and none of this is working and i cant take this life anymore

conan needs to die

Pisscubes wrote:My buddy was at the He Who Can Not Be Named show. He said HE kicked a beer can across the stage and that his guitar tech often stole the show.

Yep. Who do you suppose had the privilege of cleaning that up?

His asscrack was hanging out for part of the show, too.

valgalder wrote:hamburger necklace! hahhaa

You know the story about when he played Club Infinity right?

Before the show he had the promoter get him Big Macs... and they were cold by the time they got to his dressing room. So they had to go back out for more Burgers... Yngwie got them, sat down and turned his back to everyone and scarfed 'em down...guarding those burgers so no one would dare ask for a bite.

Zerohero wrote:

valgalder wrote:hamburger necklace! hahhaa

You know the story about when he played Club Infinity right?

Before the show he had the promoter get him Big Macs... and they were cold by the time they got to his dressing room. So they had to go back out for more Burgers... Yngwie got them, sat down and turned his back to everyone and scarfed 'em down...guarding those burgers so no one would dare ask for a bite.

oh yeah.. one of my favorites stories.. also wasn't there an issue getting the 2nd run of burgers, so they just microwaved the cold ones and pretended to give them new ones? haha.. Fuck.

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:- Ray Manzarek is lazy and deaf

and dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/showbiz/m ... index.html

So thankfully, I don't do as much of this kind of work these days. However, I look forward to working a couple shows this weekend with my favorite black midget urban terrorist, Katt Williams.

If you didn't know, he's in the middle of a pretty hilarious meltdown right now,

On January 8, 2013, Williams was arrested at his LA home after a warrant was issued for failing to appear in Sacramento County Court on charges of driving in a reckless manner from the November 25th incident in which he allegedly drove a three-wheeled motorbike on a sidewalk and failed to stop for police.

He's supposedly been a complete wreck during live shows, sometimes just going on racist tirades and physically assaulting audience members.

I hope he's on his worst behavior.

Sully Erna is apparently 'in a bad mood' today. So say his handlers.

He's going to be in a much worse mood when he finds out the theater is set up for standing room, and he's supposed to be doing an 'intimate, acoustic' set. Every other show on this tour has been seated, according to the road manager.

I hope the Dolphins kick the ever loving shit out of the Patriots today, to top things off.

FVBTVS wrote:what is ke$ha

kesha is so fucking good

How you still haven't gotten burned out on this shit is beyond me. It took me less than three years to crack from the needy celeb bullshit and gtfo. So, good job I guess, but for the love of Christ get out while you're still somewhat alive inside.

hipster holocaust wrote:How you still haven't gotten burned out on this shit is beyond me. It took me less than three years to crack from the needy celeb bullshit and gtfo. So, good job I guess, but for the love of Christ get out while you're still somewhat alive inside.

I barely do it any more, thankfully. Mostly in the winter, when my other gigs tend to dry up.

Pisscubes wrote:

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Sully Erna is apparently 'in a bad mood' today. So say his handlers.

He's going to be in a much worse mood when he finds out the theater is set up for standing room, and he's supposed to be doing an 'intimate, acoustic' set. Every other show on this tour has been seated, according to the road manager.

I hope the Dolphins kick the ever loving shit out of the Patriots today, to top things off.

Sully from fucking Godsmack??? That dude still has an audience? What the everloving fuck...

The very same.

He's got a video projector flashing images of meditating monks, pyramids, deserts... you know. Deep stuff.

Jesus Christ. On comes the parade of bleached-blonde blithering moron groupies. It's so fucking crowded backstage. If I run into an ankle with a roadcase, I'm not fucking apologizing.

Sorry about your Dolphins. My Raiders lost...but the Niners lost too. Cool.

I don't give a fuck about football. I just wanted another reason for Sully Erna to be miserable.

'Don't tell me what to do... I tell YOU what to do!!'

-Groupie to security guard who asked to please stop talking so loud backstage

LOL. Them womens all must be the picks of the litter.

Gonna need some sully erna pix 2 prove.

They're probably all from Malden or Quincy.....nevermind.

I hope this thread never dies.

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