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well that doesn't clear up anything...in fact now I'm just confused....
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soiled depends wrote:well that doesn't clear up anything...in fact now I'm just confused....
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I was worried for a second...
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this thread kind of got away from itself.....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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oh yeah, i thought this was nu-metal band names. nu-powerviolence band names then:

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