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We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.

let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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featherboa wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:08 pm
We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.

:lol:

who is we?
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Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:55 pm
Currently DMing a Lamentations of the Flame Princess game and recently started a Gloomhaven campaign with a few pals. Quick FUGTUB, find something to cry about!
good job! ps i only highlight your idiotic posts :betternotstartanyshit:
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My nucular family
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs
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good job! ps i only highlight your idiotic posts :betternotstartanyshit:
You got dedication though, I'll give you that. I bet you really do suck a passionate cock. PM me if you wanna take this up to the next level
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So, if you're about to deal a lot of damage with a massive amount of six sided dice, would you say you're issuing a cease and d6?
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at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife
cool!
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Asthmatic Berserker
Armour Class: 7 [12]
HD: 1+1
Move: 120' (40')
Sword +2 to hit, 1d6 damage
Save: 14 [+6]
Morale: 12 when raging, 8 when asthmatic
Special: Asthmatic rage

Asthmatic Berserkers can fly into a rage. While raging, they get +2 to hit and do +2 damage. However, they can only rage for 1d4+1 turns, after which they stagger around wheezing for five rounds. While they are staggering around wheezing, they get -2 to hit, -2 to damage, and move at half speed.

These could be reskinned as deeply flawed clockwork warriors who periodically grind gears and shoot out springs, or civilian victims of some rage curse.

Variant - Juicers: The rage lasts up to 10 turns, but can be ended prematurely if someone severs or unplugs the tubes that pump psycho-juice from their backpack into their skulls.
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from my notes
Npc asking for the pcs to pee in his bucket
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that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
yes!!

i'd never looked at this book before. the forgotten realms atlas!
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I never owned a copy but I did borrow a buddies back in middle school. He was a great DM. He was a year older and by the time I was 13 he was trying to get a girlfriend so I had to settle for CRPGs after that.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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:o :confused:
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Im sorry
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its hilarious dont get shook by those emoji
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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i just don't fully grasp the reference!
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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i want a stranger things gif with our heads on the kids while they play d&d
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