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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:08 pm
by featherboa
We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.


Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:14 pm
by FVBTVS
featherboa wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:08 pm We played Hero Kids for one level. No idea what I'm doing as DM, but smoeone has to do it.

:lol:

who is we?
MANTIS wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:55 pm Currently DMing a Lamentations of the Flame Princess game and recently started a Gloomhaven campaign with a few pals. Quick FUGTUB, find something to cry about!
good job! ps i only highlight your idiotic posts :betternotstartanyshit:

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:35 pm
by featherboa
My nucular family

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:40 pm
by MANTIS
FVBTVS wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:14 pm good job! ps i only highlight your idiotic posts :betternotstartanyshit:
You got dedication though, I'll give you that. I bet you really do suck a passionate cock. PM me if you wanna take this up to the next level

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:47 pm
by FVBTVS
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:41 pm
by White Like Jesus
So, if you're about to deal a lot of damage with a massive amount of six sided dice, would you say you're issuing a cease and d6?

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:27 am
by FVBTVS
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:19 pm
by copstache
at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:04 pm
by FVBTVS
copstache wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:19 pm at age 39 i have found myself in more games than at any previous time in my life

not sure if good or bad at midlife
cool!

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:43 am
by FVBTVS
Asthmatic Berserker
Armour Class: 7 [12]
HD: 1+1
Move: 120' (40')
Sword +2 to hit, 1d6 damage
Save: 14 [+6]
Morale: 12 when raging, 8 when asthmatic
Special: Asthmatic rage

Asthmatic Berserkers can fly into a rage. While raging, they get +2 to hit and do +2 damage. However, they can only rage for 1d4+1 turns, after which they stagger around wheezing for five rounds. While they are staggering around wheezing, they get -2 to hit, -2 to damage, and move at half speed.

These could be reskinned as deeply flawed clockwork warriors who periodically grind gears and shoot out springs, or civilian victims of some rage curse.

Variant - Juicers: The rage lasts up to 10 turns, but can be ended prematurely if someone severs or unplugs the tubes that pump psycho-juice from their backpack into their skulls.

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:16 pm
by FVBTVS
from my notes
Npc asking for the pcs to pee in his bucket

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 2:08 pm
by FVBTVS
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:43 pm
by FVBTVS
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:57 pm
by Geeheeb
that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:03 pm
by FVBTVS
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:04 pm
by FVBTVS
Geeheeb wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 6:57 pm that is supposed to be the grave of a frost giant named Kelvin, lol.

I just traded some bike parts for a D&D board game Temple of the Mad Mage which I understand is based on 5e. I haven't played forgotten realms (outside of a video game) in a looooong time, haven't played since 2e. Will report back.
yes!!

i'd never looked at this book before. the forgotten realms atlas!

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:18 pm
by Geeheeb
I never owned a copy but I did borrow a buddies back in middle school. He was a great DM. He was a year older and by the time I was 13 he was trying to get a girlfriend so I had to settle for CRPGs after that.

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:39 pm
by FVBTVS

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
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Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:40 pm
by FVBTVS
:o :confused:

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:01 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Im sorry

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:25 am
by Geeheeb
its hilarious dont get shook by those emoji

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 am
by FVBTVS
i just don't fully grasp the reference!

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:29 am
by Geeheeb

Re: Suffering from an urge to play Dungeons & Dragons

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:13 am
by FVBTVS
i want a stranger things gif with our heads on the kids while they play d&d