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I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:38 pm
by james
Dear Nintendo,

Hello, my name is James. I have been following the news of the earthquake and subsequent disasters across Japan, and I am very concerned for the well-being of Japanese Nintendo employees and their families. I have attempted to contact Nintendo of Japan directly, with little success. I hope that everyone is OK. I am very worried.

If there is anything I can do, please do not hesitate to email me right away. I do not mean to burden you with extra troubles at such a stressful time, but any information you could provide regarding the well-being and safety of Mr. Iwata, Mr. Miyamoto, etc, and their families would give me great comfort.

Thank you for your time,
James

I might send more letters soon. This is a time of growing darkness.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:40 pm
by milkmandan
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Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:45 pm
by james
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Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:46 pm
by james
Squirtle is an entire species of pokemon, not just one person. If you could be more specific it might be more helpful and not contribute to the darkness.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:48 pm
by krudmonk
they picked up Ecco on waivers to fill the water-commanding role

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:54 pm
by copstache
we spoke to a couple of actual japanese residents, and they had this to contribute


Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:54 pm
by ghost boner
man i never beat eternal darkness

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:55 pm
by copstache

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:58 pm
by james
I know that entire mudkips description verbatim. I watched that like 23049x times back in 2006 when everyone thought mudkips were awesome. I want a mudkips in pokemon white but I think I have to beat the whole game first.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:05 pm
by krudmonk
Pokemon cartoons are one of the few things which South Park has portrayed in a realistic manner
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW


Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:04 pm
by father of lies
Squirtle is also a 16 year old Korean Starcraft player. He's really good.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:40 am
by riley-o
i can't believe james defeated doad's legendary darkside. james truly is the hero of light spoken of in legend who will lead us from darkness.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:05 pm
by james
Hello James,



Thank you for your concern about the Nintendo employees based out of our headquarters in Japan. I can confirm that we have been in contact with our colleagues based in Kyoto, Japan. To the best of their knowledge, all of our employees are safe and there is no apparent damage to our facility. Like you, our thoughts and best wishes are with everyone affected by this disaster.



Sincerely,


Mina Harris
Nintendo of America

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:08 pm
by copstache
:moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:18 pm
by james
We all need to join hands together against the darkness.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:07 pm
by doubleblumpkin
I sent a letter to sushi:
Dear Sushi,
I fucking love you. I would probably eat you at least once a day if you weren't so expensive. I heard you just got sacked by the Pacific the last few days and was hoping that there would be enough dead fish around to send my way so I can churn out some Bonzai rolls. If there's anything I can do to help please let me know, I could probably get a sailboat to borrow or something to help out with the shipping to LA.

Yours with love,
Blumps

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:09 pm
by james
I think sushi will still be around despite the earthquake, tsunami and radiation leak. If anything, fish themselves are probably doing a lot better now that the Japanese are busy with other things.

Re: I sent a letter to Nintendo about the disaster.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:09 pm
by james
But I think eating sushi every day would be very bad for your mercury count.