I have THE FARTS

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:24 pm

example:

riiiiiiiip

front office lady: what was that??

me: doozy

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:02 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:example:

riiiiiiiip

front office lady: what was that??

me: Hitler

electronichamz · Post by **electronichamz** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:39 am

BUNGVOX wrote:so the fart recording sesh is underway....it is shaping up to be the anal cunt 5000 song 7inch of shit wind.

i shall be sharing before the weekend is through

Dude, put it on Bandcamp for free and I'll upload it to What.CD just to see how many people torrent it. I'll even make a category "FARTING"

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:41 am

Fucking free? Are you aware how much a stroke of genius like this costs to produce?

electronichamz · Post by **electronichamz** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:43 am

hahahahaha

electronichamz · Post by **electronichamz** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:43 am

Well it is it not a free download, it can't go on that website

electronichamz · Post by **electronichamz** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:44 am

Even though it would be fucking HILARIOUS, if you put it on there for a few fartbux and people start buying it.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I GET PAID TO FART

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:27 am

i have around 600 farts to put to tape. it is a chore i should get paid for.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:54 am

Fucking kids never thinking of the dozens of pairs of underwear that had to be cleaned by an angry wife, not to mention the multiple chairs that had to be repaired from wear and tear.

Chad · Post by **Chad** » Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:13 pm

electronichamz wrote:fartbux

best

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:30 am

eat shit motherfuckers.
https://soundcloud.com/chuck-roast-1/se ... recrackers

electronichamz · Post by **electronichamz** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:34 am

OH MY GOD IN FOR LATER

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:01 pm

come on pussies take a journey......ride the wind.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:39 pm

Almost 15 minutes

Dude...these can NOT all be real.

Jesus H Dump · Post by **Jesus H Dump** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:41 pm

14 CUNTING MINUTES!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:22 pm

all real.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:40 am

The SBD's really add to the ambiance, kind of like an analog recording. If they were all rippers it would sound too harsh

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:55 am

my next project will be to capture all the hissy hot egg farts.

no harsh, no rips, no grease, no corn.

Chad · Post by **Chad** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:02 am

this is really fucking funny.

seriously, it's goofy funny in the best way

the board is in some kind of renaissance

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:49 am

i made it 17 seconds before i knew i was going to die if i went any further. HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! genius

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:03 am

Yeah...I'm saving listening to the whole thing the next time I'm ever on acid

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:46 pm

don't wait till you're on acid.

listen to the steamy sexy fartage.

rita fartidge.

Jesus H Dump · Post by **Jesus H Dump** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:25 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:my next project will be to capture all the hissy hot egg farts.

no harsh, no rips, no grease, no corn.

Whispering death!

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:43 pm

I had THE FART at work today that lingered for I swear at least ten minutes. I even crop dusted a little when I blew it, circled the store, went back to ground zero a little later, and the geigercounter went nuts.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:17 pm

ever since i recorded my fart montage ive been blazing some heaters that i wish could have made it to the track.

Generic Business Oriented Website

I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS

Re: I have THE FARTS