Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

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jakebonz@work wrote:Wasn't Seagal a lawman in some city in the Southeast?

If he's bouncing around from town to town, I guess that would make him a Mercenary for Justice.
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he's probably a "special reserve officer", which means that he can work with any jurisdiction that will let him ride along, and he can even carry his damn gun on an airplane.
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Unless he got out of the tank and ko'd the guy with that wicked awesome kick he taught Anderson Silva, I shall be forced to scoff at this story.
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every time i try to imagine this, all i get is the end scene of the Aykroyd/Hanks "Dragnet"
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The Onion Movie (2008)
Cast overview, first billed only:
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But wait there's more

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastar ... arpaio.php
According to beefy action film star Steven Seagal's former "boss," Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand, Seagal is not "on loan" from Jefferson Parish, as Seagal asserted recently after a massive MCSO raid on a home in Laveen, where one -- count him, one -- suspect was nabbed for his alleged involvement in raising roosters for the purposes of cockfighting.

Indeed, according to Sheriff Normand, who once played host to Seagal's A&E reality series Steven Seagal: Lawman, the tough-guy Akido master resigned rather than face an internal affairs investigation by the JPSO into allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault raised in a 2010 lawsuit by an ex-employee.

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Pisscubes wrote:I guess Steven Segal: Rapist just didn't have the same ring to it.
I make my living in the movies, but for the past twenty years I've also been a pervert. And along with some of the finest rapists on the 'not allowed within 200 yards of a primary/secondary school' list, I grope the people of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.

My name is Steven Seagal.

That's right ... Steven Seagal, Sex Offender.

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"...unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal."

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Yeah, that caught my eye as well. I am trying to imagine what the hell that could mean.
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Steven Seagal believes himself to be the reincarnation of a powerful 17th-century man, one Chungdrag Dorje.

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Degree Absolute wrote:Yeah, that caught my eye as well. I am trying to imagine what the hell that could mean.
I wanna know, but at the same time I probably don't want to knowe... :|
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I think he may have ejaculated
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what the fuck is that a ukulele? his hands are bigger than that whole fucking guitar!
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any body seen Richie?
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