Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank

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I for one am glad to see a Sherriff with the morals and courage to liberate the lowly cock...

PHOENIX -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled out the tanks to take down a man suspected of cockfighting.
West Valley residents in the neighborhood are crying foul after armored vehicles, including a tank, rolled into their neighborhood to make the bust.
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In a massive show of force on Monday, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office executed a search warrant and arrested the homeowner, Jesus Llovera, on charges of suspected cockfighting.
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Campus said he believes the entire scene was basically a stage, to help actor Steven Seagal’s TV show, “Lawman.”
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Seagal was riding in the tank.
Oh wait
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115 birds were euthanized on the spot.
http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html
there's a video there, but i didn't see the tank when I watched.
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Haha, and you thought this would happen in LA first.
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does euthanized mean fried, frickaseed or baked?
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that piece of shit sheriff is a media whore and welcomes any opportunity to be in front of cameras. i can't stand him.
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that'd be cool if Seagal ran over Arpaio in the tank. Charlie Sheen would be so jelly.
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Zerohero wrote:does euthanized mean fried, frickaseed or baked?
BBQ'd :drooly:
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i'd be willing to work for migrant wages for a year if i could just see steven segal and jesse ventura get into kickboxer-esque glass-hands match to the finish.
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STEVEN SEAGAL ... IS ... COCK EUTHANIZER
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It seems to me, that those roosters, Were Marked for Death.
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Oh for the love of fuck.

Entertainment dictating how law enforcement is handled. Awesome. I can't wait until my local PD's marketing department tells them that the overall force's Q rating drops when they fail to tase drunk subjects and it would really help the ratings if they just started shocking more people.
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What a terrifying place to have to live. AZ is truly dark territory....
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Seems like someone was..... Out For A Kill
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Wasn't Seagal a lawman in some city in the Southeast?

If he's bouncing around from town to town, I guess that would make him a Mercenary for Justice.
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Gotta wonder how they managed to euthanize that many cocks on the spot. You're think over a hundred cocks running around in the street would be....hard to kill....
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I just goes to show that NO MAN is ....Above the Law...
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milkmandan wrote:I just goes to show that NO MAN is ....Above the Law...
But really...what moron made the Executive Decision to send a tank after The Foreigner. The guy should be Pistol Whipped.
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jakebonz@work wrote:Wasn't Seagal a lawman in some city in the Southeast?

If he's bouncing around from town to town, I guess that would make him a Mercenary for Justice.
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Unless he got out of the tank and ko'd the guy with that wicked awesome kick he taught Anderson Silva, I shall be forced to scoff at this story.
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every time i try to imagine this, all i get is the end scene of the Aykroyd/Hanks "Dragnet"
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