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Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:22 am
by FVBTVS
:lol:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:00 pm
by Necrometer
Ray wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:07 am
Nobody tell Ross anything
I'll settle for timestamps of the T5 chick's cans

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:01 pm
by spacehamster
Necrometer wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:00 pm
Ray wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:07 am
Nobody tell Ross anything
I'll settle for timestamps of the T5 chick's cans
She never got naked, that's just some weird internet rumor.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:08 am
by Chad
so fucking dumb lately you have to assume they just picked pairings of characters they wanted together, then ''connected the dots'' with banter scenes and fan service

fucking garbage

only bran being evil and a dark ending can redeem this ramshackle CBS-level charade

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:12 am
by FVBTVS
maybe he'll warg into the undead dragon and do cool shit with it and then lose his mind

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:57 am
by Chad
season 7 - tune In to see how many times a character might say "cunt" while facing danger no one cares about anymore

write something for an online culture click site...the kind of place where the word cunt is anathema lagging only slightly behind "faggot"...so demure with our spoonfed interests, like toddlers we only reject it when we've had enough

maybe the show was always that...but at least it was interesting... I'm sure there's something cunty and faggish about watching it in the first place

C'MON BRAN BE BAD

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:29 pm
by Chad

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:53 pm
by spacehamster
Chad wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:08 am
dark ending
I'm still convinced I read somewhere that GRRM says the ending is everyone's too fucking stupid to stop the White Walkers and Westeros gets turned into an ice desert.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:18 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Qyburn playing with that dead, moving hand. :awesome:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:23 pm
by FVBTVS
game of jet fuel to rocket town isn't exactly my favorite possible incarnation of this show but i think if people are going to cry they should blame the fat slow dying author before they blame the show runners

i love theon

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:44 pm
by Wang Mandu
FVBTVS wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:23 pm
game of jet fuel to rocket town isn't exactly my favorite possible incarnation of this show but i think if people are going to cry they should blame the fat slow dying author before they blame the show runners

i love theon
Bingo. Original plan was the show to be 1 book = 1 season but GRRM fucked all that up and left the show writers hanging.

Agreed about Theon. He has one of the best character arcs.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:28 am
by spacehamster
Theon going full Tyler Durden = awesome.

I don't know how I feel about the pacing this season. I think when it's all over, I'm going to watch it all and think about it then. It's definitely different, but they're still really good at narrative shorthand, and I remember at the end of season 6 I was kind of ready for things to... get moving.

I also couldn't point out anything that wasn't handled well in this last episode - the Tyrion/Cersei confrontation was great, Jamie finally getting fed up with Cersei's shit was great, Tyrion definitely, just the Daenerys/Jon romance is lame, of course, because Emilia Clarke sucks and it feels forced.

And I don't know what I think of the extremely Romero way the wights are being handled these days. That scene where they showed one to Cersei was basically straight out of Day of the Dead.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:56 pm
by Steeb
spacehamster wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:28 am


Jamie finally getting fed up with Cersei's shit was great,
I took it as, him protecting his child. It was kind of stupid that Cersei tried to "man up" on him though.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:11 pm
by elephants gerald
spacehamster wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:28 am
I also couldn't point out anything that wasn't handled well in this last episode
how about the episode opening with unsullied in front of king's landing, when last we had seen them they were stranded at casterly rock? pretty jarring

and the euron/essos fake-out was absolute bullshit. totally pointless, and would have basically required magical foresight on cersei's part

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:40 am
by spacehamster
Euron/Essos didn't make sense, true, but at this point I've just accepted the teleportation.

If anything, I was looking at that army and thinking, wait, how many of these guys does she have again, and how does she feed them?

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:10 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Wow, this season was hot garbage! Derp Benioff and Durr Hurr Weiss are obviously total hacks, which has been suspected before but is confirmed now. They just want the "big moments" and don't care if they are earned or that the way they get there is completely nonsensical both in terms of plot and character. They've resorted to idiot plots and schmuckbait. They are obviously not smart enough to write smart characters, so now suddenly two of the smartest characters, Tyrion and Littlefinger, have become total morons. Did they get massive brain tumors during the off season? Yet, Cercei is somehow smart this season, even though she is supposed to be one of the most impulsive, thoughtless and short-sighted characters.

The dialog is also incredibly cringy and hackneyed, and all the characters are completely one-note. The constant attempts at shitty "medieval Tarantino"-comic relief makes this come across as the most frivolous and lighthearted season even though winter is here and things are supposed to be bleaker, grimmer and less hopeful at this juncture. The stupid fucking one-liners they are making Davos say has turned one of the most sympathetic characters into someone you want strangle every time he opens his mouth.

The plot doesn't make sense, it breaks the rules established in the previous seasons, they don't even bother to get facts consistent with what we've been told before because they're too lazy to work out the details of the script. Nothing happens as a natural consequences of the plot and character development, it just happens because Derp and Durr Hurr want the next "big moment" where an actor gets to show off their ability to mug for the camera or they get to show off their special effects budget.

The idiotic fucking Confederate show that Derp and Durr Hurr are phoning in GOT for is going to be such a massive trainwreck. These dumbasses clearly lack the talent and tact to pull off an idea like that. Which is a lazy rip off of Man in the High Castle and that Confederate States of America "documentary" (which was hackneyed, self congratulating, fart huffing liberal elitist garbage - they probably liked it and got the idea for the show here) anyway.

Good thing we've had Twin Peaks this summer, which was fantastic.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:54 pm
by Necrometer
10/10 on dragons, though, right?
spacehamster wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:01 pm
She never got naked, that's just some weird internet rumor.
:bigdog:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:46 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Necrometer wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:54 pm
10/10 on dragons, though, right?
The dragons can eat shit. They're not that fucking great anyway, they use the same models for all three dragons just slight size and color change, it's not that fucking impressive.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:39 am
by CROSTY
ctheonh

:fp:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 6:30 am
by riley-o
The dragons rule Ross you'd love them :tup:

They're naked the whole time too :bigdog:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:02 am
by Necrometer
:bean:

yeah I think I've watched all the dragon-centric parts of this season, well the loot train nuking and beyond. it's pretty awesome!
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:46 am
...they use the same models for all three dragons just slight size and color change, it's not that fucking impressive.
this is rather racist of you and I expected better

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:35 am
by featherboa
I finally caught up and can chill in here with youins.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:38 am
by featherboa
Spooky Apparition wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:49 pm
If it's that close why doesn't Daenerys take a long lunch and head up there with a dragon to verify that the white walkers are real so we don't have to listen to another conversation about that?

heh

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:07 pm
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Necrometer wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:02 am
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:46 am
...they use the same models for all three dragons just slight size and color change, it's not that fucking impressive.
this is rather racist of you and I expected better
I don't get it. Is this some kind of reference to that Asian supremacist guy's dragon novel that you read aloud on youtube?

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:03 pm
by Necrometer
:lol: no

more an alllooksame.com style riff

but yeah the dragons all looked WILDLY different in that book

do you guys ever watch the post-show thing where the producers explain what just happened? I looked for a "worst of" edit on youtube and was surprised nobody had roasted those guys yet. the way they beam with pride for show-running is incredible